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Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages lover

Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages lover . Share Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages lover at facebook. so is here for all Best Facebook sms ,FB  short status text messages lover and status line for post at facebook. Facebook is the best social media where now boy friend girl friend and relative can chat, share feeling with each other and stay connected with all type of fb msg chat , status like and comments .so read our Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages, msg, comment funny quotes share with any one.

 

 

‘Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance tocome out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush’

 

 

 

‘What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls loveto blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive.

 

 

Your phone number ends
with?
0 = cute
1 = Lovely
2 = hot
3 = charming
4 = unique
5 = brave
6 = intelligent
7 = gentle
8 = rude
9 = friendly

 

 

 

Great msg Of LIFE..
Dosti ho ya mohobbat, surat se nhi dil se ki jati hai..
Surat to unki khud achhi lagne lagti hai,
jinki kadar dil se ki jati hai.

 

 

How Can One Really Know
Is it really, is it so?
How can one really know?

Will the book of deeds be on the left or the right?
Will there be delight or fright?

One things for sure – Allah is Most Merciful
That is what we all can hope for.

 

 

 

‘My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

‘I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”’

 

 

Best Facebook sms , FB short status text msg

 

1 sawal-
“Meri life me aisa kya ho jiski khushi mjhse jyada aapko hogi..??:”
Plz ans me

 

 

Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamarichhori ka yaar hota.

 

 

Most Beautiful In This World
Is To See Ur Parents Smiling..
And
The Next Best Thing Is
To Know That U Are The Reason Behind That Smile..!

Suicide is not the only solution
It not only hurts friends and family
but also many people die with that person
Some lost the only love they have,
Some lost their only hope of life,
Some lost their dear children
So just think that
It is not just the end.

 

 

During hug ….
A girl’s head is always down
because she considers her boy to be her wOrld .. & getslOst in it .
.
.
.
While a boy’s head is always up sothat no Other guy dares to look at his girl……!!!

 

 

 

Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamari chhori ka yaar hota.

 

 

 

SHRIMAD BHAGWAT SAPTAH AT DHAWLESHWAR MANDIR, SECTOR-8, MANSAROWAR FROM 10 NOV TO 17 NOV 2013 (01 PM TO 5 PM) BY PARAM SHRIDHYEY SHRI MADAN MOHAN SHASHTRI. PLEASE COME AND GOT THE RUS OF GHYAN YAGYA.

 

 

Neend Apni De Bhula Ker “SULAYA” Hum Ko
Aansu Apne Gira Ker “HANSAYA” Hum Ko
Dard Kabhi Na Dena Us “HASTI” Ko
Zamana Kehta Hai “MAA” Jis Ko.

 

Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages

 

Samajh nahi aati wafa kare to kis’se kare..dost..
mitti se bane ye log kagaz ke tukro pe bik jate hai..॥

 

 

 

‘Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

 

‘Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho’

 

‘Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta
Q k
Q k
Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .
HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn

 

 

‘Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai.
Jabap hon or m hon or humary
choty choty
pyary pyary
cute cute
nany munny
sharti sharti
“SMS” hon…

 

cute facebook love sms and status in hindi

 

anti dulahan sy:
suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna merzi manah kery tum paker lainadarna mut ok aur paker k us ka mobile silent pay laga daina ta k koi disturb na kery’

 

love sms facebook

 

‘You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

 

 

‘Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge’

 

 

 

‘Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apnijustuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTIdhondte rahay

 

Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages lover

 

Read More : Funny sms for best friend or lover.

 

‘Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha.

 

 

‘A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?’

 

 

 

‘Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF

 

 

 

‘Girls misuse it!
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photogrphs cage it!
Doctors advice it!
Death freezes it!
Artists create it!
That’s SMILE
Keep Smiling.

 

Best Facebook sms in Hindi

 

‘KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
Wo MotA sA,
Aas-PAAs bAAL,
NArAM-NArAM
UpEr sE CoVEr…
NEvEr??
JhooT boLTE ho?
KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA?

 

 

 

‘Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
U Dirty MiNd
AnswEr hAi
.
BethA
huA
.
BAkrA …

 

 

 

1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi
un
ka
bacha
hua
khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D

 

 

 

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha..
Dost:Tu darakht p Q latka hai?
Sardar:Yar sir dard ki goli khai thi kahin pet mein na chali jaye.’

 

 

 

‘Relationships r like a book.
It taks a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carfuly
&
never let it Burn!!’

 

 

 

‘There are TWO type of people in this world:-
1st those who “Lead the Life”..,
And
2nd those who “Are leaded by Life”……’

 

Hindi cool facebook status sms

Read More : Funny sms for best friend or lover.

 

‘Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.’

 

 

 

‘A leaf which falls from d tree is atd mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..
be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!’

 

 

‘Jinke paas hai…
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai…
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH’

 
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Wat is Facebook… ??
.
.
.
Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response…:((

& When a Girl Posts the Same
Joke,
She gets
(60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg) &
(80 Comments on how Sweet
She is and how Funny the Joke
was….:))

 

 

 

 

Aik hi shakhs pe luta dete hain jo zindagi apni…a-dost…
Aise log ab kitabo mein mila karte hain..॥

 

 

Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages symble

 

Aaj Mood Bahut kharab h.
Maine Aapke Sab SMS Delete kar Diye h.
Lo Apni Photo bhi Wapis Le Lo.
(\./)
(.”.)”^—– ,,
\,/”( , _ ,_; ) \
_// _// /_//

 

 

 

“”””””_°★°_'””””””
。☆。*。☆。
★。\|/。★
☆ WELCOME ☆
★。/|\。★
。☆。*。☆。
*°★°*

 

 

 

♥♥♥SPECIALLY F♥R Y♥U ONLY♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

You

Are

♥ Cute,

♥ Smart,

♥ Intellegent,

♥ Nice,

♥ Loving,

♥ Caring,

♥ Dashing,

♥ Adorable,

♥ Marveellous,

♥ Attractive,

♥ Friendly,

♥ Lovely.

♥ The One, who every1 wants 2 be.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Be Like Dat, My Friend Always
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wish U best of luck in ur future life

 

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(“,) XCUSE ME !!
< ) ) >
_//_Kisi ko fikar hae meri.?
Ehsaas hai mera.?
Bas mai hi SmS karu..?
Mujhe SmS kon krega?
Hadd hoti hai intezar ki bhi.

 

Toilet Jane Se Pehle…
.(‘,’).
/(___)
\ ./ \_
Toilet Se Aanay K Baad…
.(‘.’).
/()\
_/\.
Tauba Yar,
Kitna Karte Ho Tum….;-D ;-P ;->

 

 

 

Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye
.
.
(\./)
/.”.)”^—-;”;_
\,,/”( , , )\
//\\ //\\
Iska naam gulab hai to hum kya kare.

 

 

 

DUNIA mein achche insan
ki talash mein mat nikalna
kyo ki
.
.
Aaj garmi bahut hai aur
(‘,’) hum ghar
<)”(> mein hi
_/ /_ hai..

 

 

 

 

Garma Garam..
; ; ; ; ;
c(“.”) c(“.”)
“”” “””
Special TEA
Ek aap ke liye Aur..
Dusri bhi aap ke liye Kyun ki..
Dono mein makkhi gir gai hai.

 

 

 

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Dairy Milk
Ye Dairy Milk Meri taraf se aapkelie.
mitha he khana aj paheili
tarikh hai…

 

 

 

Happy perfume day
,,,,
(.” )
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! ) ) ~~~ poooo
_|,|
khushbu jo apko Diwaana bana de…

 

 

 

G (‘-‘) (‘-‘) |”-.
<| |> <| |> |_-”
_/ \_/ \_ ill say

M<>Rning
have ni9c day
khokhar

 

 

Dekh Yaarrr 🙂 😉
(“,)
(‘,’)___
> < _ /_/ <‘L
Mere Pair Pakadne Se Kuch Nhi Hoga…
.
.
Meri Dosti To
Zindgi Bhr Tumhe Jhelni Hi Padegi.

 

 

.-“”-.
( ‘o’ )
_ _J

.-“”-.
(‘o’ )
<_ _/

.-“”-.
(‘o’ )
/_ _<

.-“”-.
( ‘o’ )
_ _J
who let the dogs out?!

 

 

No”life without”love…!
No”answer without”question..!
.
No”rain without”cloud…!
No”friendship with”out
.
,/ “Y” ,/
,/ “O” ,/
,/ “U” /

 

 

 

(-_-)/ Helo G !
<)( Kesy Ho ?
,//,
(-_-) Pta Hy
<)(> Kitna Yad
,//, Arahy Ho ?
(-_-)
/ )( \
,//, Zra V Ni..
Hahahaha

 

Hey friends please
.(¯` <3 ´¯)…LIKE
….`•.¸.•´(¯` <3 ´¯) ..THIS
********.`•.¸.•´ (¯` <3 ´¯)..PAGE
**************.` •.¸.•´

 

 

\_(‘.’)_/ Hands Up?
( )
/ \
Agar apni jaan pyari hai to
Jitna bhi maal inbox me hai
Sb send karo.
KHABARDAR!
Aur Wo draft me kya hai?
Wo bhi bhejo.

 

 

мү нσмε ιs ιη нεαvεη. ι αм נυsт тяαvεℓιηg тняσυgн тнιs ωσяℓ∂.
мy нoмe ιѕ ιn нeaven. ι aм jυѕт тravelιng тнroυgн тнιѕ world.
му нσмє ιѕ ιи нєανєи. ι αм נυѕт тяανєℓιиg тняσυgн тнιѕ ωσяℓ∂.

 

 

Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages in Hindi

 

meine kaha woh sapna hai…….
dil ne kaha phir bhi apna hai….
meine kaha woh do pal ki mulaqat hai….
dil ne kaha ye sadiyo ka sath hai….
meine kaha woh meri haar hai……
dil ne kaha yahi to pyar hai

 

 

 

Tanhaiyo me rone ka mazaa kuch or hai,
dilo ke tootne ki wajah kuch or hai,
Na aansu na mout na zindagi
Pyar karne walo ki saza hi kuch or hai.

 

sms facebook status update

 

Ksti k musafir ne smundr nhi dekha,
ankho ko dekha mgr dil k bhitr nhi dekha,
pthr smzte h mere chahne wale,
me to mom tha kisi ne chukr nhi dekha….

 

Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages lover

 

 

Khud ko muj se “JUDA” kia usne,
Jo na karna tha wo kia usne.
Yaad karne se b na “YAAD” aon,
Aisa muj ko “BHULA” dia usne.
Main to bus waqt ki “ZRORAT” hon,
Muj ko akhir bata dia usne.
Apne hathon se khud hi likh k muje “JAAN”,
“Jane phir Q” “MITA” diya usne….

 

 

 

Do_Lamho se
Bani_Hai
“ZINDAGI”,
.
Ek”KHUSHI”
Aur
Ek “GUM”.
:
Do Logo_se Bani
Hai “DOSTI”,
:
Ek “AAP”
Aur
Ek “HUM.”

 

 

Best heart touching Facebook sms

 

 

Sirf zuban se kiya hua wada nahi
hota…..
Bar-Bar izhar se pyar zyada nahi
hota….
Mujhe jaanna hai to meri roohme
sama jao….
Sirf kinare se smandar ka andaza
nahi hota…..

 

 

 

Best line said by a boy 2 his GF-

.
Tere bina mai ye duniya chhod to du,
Par uska dil kaise dukha du jo roz drwaze par khadi kehti he
“Beta Ghar Jaldi aajaana”.

 

 

Zindagi Mili
“Zara Si Thi”
Kuch Is Me Kami
“Zara Si Thi”
Woh Roz Hota Gaya Paas Mere.!
Lekin Phir Bhi Dori
“Zara Si Thi”
Chand Jaagte Jaagte So Bhi Gaya!
Raat Abhi Beeti
“Zara Si Thi”
Mohabat Baant Di Us Ne Zamane Mein Lekin.!
Jo Mere Hisse Mein Aai
Wo MuhabBAt
“ZARA Si Thi”.

 

 

 

Facebook  is now like home,
if you don’t come back in 24 hours
it means you are either lost, dead, sick or hadan accident.

 

 

Train me…
1Aadmi: Bhai is borey par baith jaun?
2nd: Nhi tarbuz foot jayenge.,
1st: Acha to isme tarbuz hai?
2nd: Nahi isme keel hai.. tarbuz to apke footenge =))

 

 

 

Facebook sms In Singham Style:
.
Ayyee.
Apne Profile Ka Solid Akad
Hai Na Tere Ko!!
Tere Is Wallpost Ka
Postmartam Kar Sakta Hu
Abhi Ke Abhi
Tere Is Profile Ko Deactivate
Kar Sakta Hu Main Abhi Ke AbhiTere Is Profile Ka Aisa
Interior Decoration Karunga
Ki Profile Kam Blank Page
Jyada Lagega Abhi Ke Abhi
Ye Page Mera Hai Aur Main
Is Page Ka Jaykant Shikde!
.
Maajhi Satakli Re!! 😉

 

 

 

Nahi Sirf Jashn Manana,
Nahi Sirf Jhande Lehrana,
Yeh Kaafi Nahi Hai Watanparasti,
Yadon Ko Nahi Bhulana,
Jo Qurbaan Hue,
Unke Lafzon Ko Aage Badhana,
Khuda Ke Liye Nahi ..
Zindagi Watan K Liye Nibhana..

 

Best Facebook sms

 

Request to aall off uuu……….
Aankhon me noor hai…..
Chehre pe surour hai……….
Koi ‘LARKI’ mangey mera ‘Number’ to de dena”………
Q k Meri shaadi abhi boooohat doooooooooooooo ­ ooooooooR hai;……….

 

 

 

Teacher:3 Idiots Dekhnay ke Bad Ap ko kya Lesson Mila?Pappu:Miss Yehi ki Engineering Padh ke v Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai.
Miss:Shut Up,Get Out.
Bablu:Miss Mein Bataon?
Miss:Batao
Bablu:Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaror Pehna Chahiye
Miss:Get Out.
Shamu:Miss Mein Bataon?
Samu:Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai
Miss:Get Out.
PAVAN:Miss Mein Bataon Miss:gud,bolo
PAVAN:FRENCH KISS MEIN NAK BICH MEIN NHI AATI. & I can show demo.
Miss:Class is OVER.

 

 

 

har janam me mujhe mile teri chahat
main kal v teri aaj v teri hi amanat
hum paas hoke v dur dur na rahe
hum dono me ho hamesa itni mahobbat

 

Facebook sms in hindi

 

Hoti nahi mohabbat kabhi chehre sey,
Mohabbat toh dil sey ki jaati hain..
Soorat unki khud hî pyaari lagti hain,
Qad’r jinki dil sey ki jaati hain..

 

 

Wafa Mein Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aetbar Karna Hai
Ye Tujko Jagte Rehna Ka Shouk Kabse Hoa
Mojhe Tu Khair Tera Intezar Karna Hai,

 

 

Aap se Dur Hum Itna Ho Jayenge
In Taro Me Dekhna Kahi Kho Jayenge,
Aaj Meri Parwah Nahi Aapko
Dekhna Ek Din Had Se Zayda Hum Yaad Aynge,

 

 

 

Truth can win anything in this world. If a person is true from one’s heart, God will also think twice before stealing one’s happiness.

 

 

Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages lover

 

Mar Kar Tamanna Jeene ki Kise Nhi Hoti
Ro Ke Khush Hone Ki Tamanna Kise Nhi Hoti
Keh Toh Diya K Jee Le Ge Apno Ke Bagair
Par Apno Ki Tamanna Kise Nahi Hoti……

 

 

 

Definition of TIME!

Slow, when you wait!
Fast, when you r Late!
Deadly, when you r Sad!
Short, when you r happy!
Endless, when you r in Pain!
Long,when you feel bore!

Sometimes, time is determined by your feelings
and your psychological conditions not by clocks…

So,
Have A Nice Time Always!! 🙂

 

 

 

 

Play Movie In Paint

Step 1: Open Ms Paint.
Step 2: Open your Video player.
Step 3: Click on the Print screen Button on your keyboard.
Step 4: In Ms Paint us the shortcut ctrl+v or got to the Edit Tab and choose Paste option.
Step 5: Bingo!!!!

Note: 1. This works only with Ms Paint.
2. For the movie to play in Paint the video player should not be closed and the movie should not be paused in the player.

 

Cool Facebook sms status update

 

Zindagi Farz Hai
T0
Guzaar Rhi Hy.,.
Nafal Hoti
T0
Chor Di Hoti.,.

 

 

 

You know what is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18: You tell her a story and takeher to bed.
At 28: You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48: You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid herstory.
At 68: If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story

 

 

 

Teacher: Duniya Me Har
Baat K Do Matlab
Nikalte Hai
.
.
Girl: Sir Nikaal K Dikhaiye..?
.
.
Sir: Baith Ja Beti, Teri Baat K Bhi 2
Matlab Nikalte Hai…!! … 😉
samjhdaar like thoke.

 

Facebook chat box sms code for Animated Emoticons

 

Copy the Codes and Paste in your Facebook Chat Box .Codes For Animated Emoticons :-[[126221767389776]] :- Spinning Heart Animated Smiley.
[[110566395653359]] :- Cat Lick Monitor Animated Smiley.
[[110780922298250]] :- Heart On Fire Animated Smiley. [[126220920723194]] :- Santa Animated Smiley.
[[126540207361797]] :- Inlove Animated Smiley.
[[127878643893717]] :- Clapping Animated Smiley.
[[394930959230]] :- In Sleep Animated Smiley.Screen Shot For Above

 

 

 

Jan 1: I looked at her.
Feb 1: She looked back
Mar 1: I said “i love u”.

After a while she also said “i love u” .
But when i looked at the calendar it was

April 1.

 

Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages lover

 

ye facebook ki duniya bhi ajib hain….
jisko jante nhi the aaj wo dil k karib hain….
Chahe kuch bhi ye jaman
Par ab ye faceboook hi humara Nashib hain….

 

 

Best Facebook sms  status

 

The First Letter In Your Name
Predicts Your Character ♥
A = Romantic
B = Proud
C = Innocent
D = Lovable
E = Good but Hurtful
F = Compassionate
G = Logical Minded
H = Leadership Potential
I = Helpful
J = Free-Spirited
K = Irritating
L = Funny
M = Emotional
N = Sensible
O = Supportive
P = Intelligent
Q = Unpredictable
R = Practical
S = Loving
T = Fake
U = Sensitive
V = Genius
W = Calm
X = Easy-Going
Y = Crazy
Z = Jovial
Comment Fast

 

 

 

Must Read it carefully . . .
.
Gareeb Dur tak chalta hai
Khana khane ke liye
Ameer meelo chalta hai Khana
pachane ke liye
Kisi ke paas khane ke liye ek waqt
ki Roti nahi hai
Kisi ke paas roti khane ke liye
Waqt nahi hai
Koi lachaar hai isi liye beemar hai
Koi beemar hai isi liye lachaar hai
Koi apno ke liye roti chor deta hai
Koi roti ke liye apno ko chor deta
hai
.
.
.
Ye duniya bhi kitni nirali hai… 🙂
Kabhi waqt mile to soch kar
dekhna ….

 

 

 

Purani kahawat::::
Neki kar Dariya me Dal
.
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.
.
.
.
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Nayi Kahawat :::
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.
Kuch Bhi Kr FACEBOOK pe Dal..
.
Agree ??

 

 

FB short sms status text messages lover

 

FACEBOOK ki sabse GHATIYA
cheez.
1Yar maine status update
kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa
comment bhi.
(2)Yar teri Id ka passwrd kya hai, ek din
ke liye use karne de.
(3)Logo ke status chura kar
apni id par share karna.
(4)Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai,
Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga.
(5)Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or
Like kar.
6*Yar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment
mar rahi hai, or Agle hi din use Frnd
request send
Nd the best
7*Add me add me add me….

 

 

 

PaL PaL CHeHRe
Pe MuSKaN RaHe,
HaR eK-GuM Se
Aap AnJaN RaHe
.
JiSKe SaTH MaHeK
UTHe ApKi ZiNDaGi,
KHuDa KaRe ApKe PaaS
HaMeSa WaHi iNSaaN RaHe

 

Best Facebook sms update in hindi

 

Chaho tum jise chahat se jyada,
Sapne dekho jiske nind se jyada,
.
Mango tum jise mannat se jyada,
Khuda kre wo b tumhe pyar kare apni saaso se jyada.

 

 

 

In Which Month You Took Birth==>
1. Jan – Sexy
2. Feb – Kind
3. March – Crazy
4. Appril – Pervert
5. May – Player
6. June – Caring
7. July – Faithfull
8. August – Kind
9. September – Gorgeus
10. October – Charming
11. November – Decent
12. December – Irresistible
Likes…..!

 

 

 

Manaa Ki Mai paiso
se Ameer Nhi Hu.
.
Lekin Ye Baat
to sach H ki
.
Agar Koi
Apna samaj Le To
.
Uska Har Gam
Kharid Sakta Hu.

 

Lovely Facebook sms

 

 

Jab samne hote ho tum ..
Na jane kyo hosh kho baith the hai hum..
Milti hai nazar jab jab tumse..
Sab kuc bhul jate hai hum..
Hoti hai tu itne kareeb..
Phir bhi dil ki baat kehne se ruk jate hum…

 

Best Facebook sms , FB short status text messages lover

 

Lady-mujhe aisi sabji do jiske 2 fayde ho
Admi-ye lo kakadi
pasand aaye to kha lena varna
Gol Piece katke Aankh Pe lga lena
Vaise
Aap ki soch ko salam

 

 

LARKiY0N K Muh Se K0NSA
Lafz
Ziada Acha Lagta.. ??
A- SoRry
B- Thanx
C-Kutta Kamina
D- Bandar
E- Daffar
F- I Like U
G- I Love U :p
H- Dfaa Ho
I- Shut Up
J- Idiot
K- Huh
L- Awwwwww
M- Other
Comment Fast.

 

 

 

America ki soch:”ham chand par
pahoch gaye, Ab aage kya karna
hai.. ??
.
.
China ki soch:”ham 90% Dunia ki market pe raaj kar rahe hai,
Ab baaki par kese kare.. ??
.
.
Ham Bhartiyo ki soch:”12 baje
light gayi thi to 2 baje aayi thi, Ab 4 bajegai to 6 baje aaii..
matlab sala 8 baje wapas
jayegi..??
.
.
. .
.
.
“Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani
bhar le, me mera mobile charge
me laga deta hu…:
We Indians Rocks..
Thoko Likes..

 

 

 

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

 

FB  status update sms for girl friend

 

 

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

 

 

 

→→→☀☀☀→→→
DEAR sinGles :
.
.
.
February aane me Zyada tym nhi hai
mehnat karo dil laga k…!!
warna is bar bhi 14 feb FB pe
comments
or
posts LIKE kar k guzaarni Padegi:

 

 

 

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar
bike hi leni hai…
.
.
.
. .
.
Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya
350cc ki bulet, picha tune 100cc
ki scooty ka hi karna hai….:

 

Best sms on facebook for girl

 

Girls on Facebook:
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
16 more similar stories…
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Boys on Facebook:…
Added Rita
Added Pooja
Added Rina
Added Reema
Added Rekha
20 more similar stories….
Agree ??? THoko Likes.

 

 

 

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