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Girl: Why Is My Name Is Always On
Ur Facebook
Status…
In Every 2 Minutes.?
Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me,
What’s On My Mind.?
And Honestly, It’s Always You..

 

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Why Is Facebook So Successful..?
Bcoz
It Works On The Principles..
That People Are More Interested
In Others, Than Their Own..!

 

 

Facebook Me Apna Muqaam
Kuch Is Tarah Se Banao Ki…
.
Agar Marr Bhi Jaao To Log Ye
Bole…
.
Banda Asal Zindagi Me To
Kabhi Milta Nahi Tha,
.
Par Facebook Par Regular
Update Karta Tha…

 

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Height Of Facebook Update:p
.
A Man Wrote…
.
Suhaag Raat Hai Ghunghat
Utha Rha Hu Mai
.
After Few Minutes
.
75 Likes And 1 Comment
.
Bhai, Update Krte Rehena
Hum Online Hi Hai:p

 

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Dad : Son, I Have A Facebook
Account Now..
Accept My Friend Request

Son: You’re On Facebook Now?
WTF!!!!

Dad: What Does WTF Mean?

Son: Ohhh.. It Means, Welcome
To Facebook, Dad.

 

 

Free Advice For Boys
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Ladki Ki Pic Par Kabhi Mat
Comment Karnaa.. Warna 3 Mahine
Tak Notification Aayenge..! !

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Facebook Love Story:-)
.
Add As Friend:)
Approve
Writt Something On Wall
Intro
Everyday Chatting
Ask Number Phone
Texting
Calling
Meeting
Express Love
Couple
Make Relationship Status
Hangout
Misunderstanding
Fight
Break Up
Unfriend
Block 🙁 The End……..

 

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1 Din Facebook Pe Apni 1
Classmate Se Chatting Kr Rha Tha
Baat Karte Karte Usne Poocha
‘Chuttiya Hai ?’
Maine Kha ‘Chal Saali Tu Hogi’
Wo Boli Maine Poocha Holidays
Kabse Hain ? I Was Trolled
Kasam Se Uss Din Ke Baad Aaj
Tak Us Se Hi Hello Ke Aage
Baat Nahi Ki Kr Paya !

 

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Yeh Sunke Mere Hath Se Gol
Gappa Hi Gir Gaya.. Jab
Gol Gappe Wale Ne Kaha Plees
Hamare Facebook Wale Page
Ko Like Kar Dena….?

 

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Height Of Social Networking:
Teacher: Where Is Your Homework?
Student: I Uploaded It On
Facebook And I Tagged You. . . 😉

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Facebook- The Place Where
People Announce Their Problem
With World But Not With The
Person They Have A Problem With.
Strange But True.. 🙂

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Girl’s Status On Facebook:
“Feeling Sad”
81 Comments
Guy’s Status:
“Goin To Suicide”
2 Likes And 1 Comment Which Reads
“Dude Who’s Gonna Use Ur Bike Now?”

 

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Facebook Fever:
Once A Guy Updated His Status
“I M Gonna Sleep In Garden
Tonight”
.
.
After Sometime
170 Mosquitoes Liked His
Status.

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A Boys Painful Letter To Facebook…
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.
Dear Facebook, Plz Stop Suggesting
Me Such Beautiful Girls,
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It Really Hurts When I Can’t Add Them.. :((

Sincerely, Blocked User 😛 :))

 

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Height Of Addiction:
Just B4 A Prisoner Was
Ready 2b Hanged 2 Death
D Officer Askd Him Abt
His Last Wish!
He Said: I Want 2 Update
My Facebook Status As Died.

 

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90% Girls In Faceb0ok Say They
Are
In Relati0nship.
.
.
90% B0ys In Facebo0k Say They
Are
Single…
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Then Who R Liars….
Boys Or Girls???

 

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I Thinks That Facebook
Should Change The
Status Question From
What’s On Your Mind?
To.
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Whats Your Problem Today?

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Kisko Kisko Setting Krni Hai ???
Toh
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Facebook Profile Ke Right Corner
Pe Setting Ka Option Hai
Jitni Marji Ho Kr Lo 😛

 

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Ek Rich Ladki Ne Signal Pr
Khde Bhikari Se Kaha
Arey Maine Apko Kahi Dekha H
Bhikari Bola Memsaab We
Are Friends On Facebook.

 

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Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook

 

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Boy N Girl On Fb
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??

Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.

 

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Facebook Paper
Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?
Q2 . What Does Status Means ?
Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ?
Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?
Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?
Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?
Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?
Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ?
Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ?
Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?

 

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“Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil
Mein Lock Kar Diya..!
«
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Aaj Ussi Ne Facebook
Pe Block Kar Diya..!!!
Ha.Ha.Ha… 😀 😛 😉

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Girl: Why My Name Is Always
On Your Facebook Status In
Every 2 Minutes?
Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking
Me What’s On My Mind ?
And Honestly, It’s Always You.

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Papa: Beta Facebook Ke
Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .!
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Beta: O Really Papa???
Jara Link To Send Karna Uska

 

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Facebook
Is Now Like Home,
If You Don’t Come Back In
24 Hrs
It Means
…You Are Either Lost, Dead,
Sick 0r Had An Accident … 😀 😛

 

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A Man Joind Facebook
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
“W T F Dad”
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
“Welcome To Facebook” =P =D

 

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Height Of Shock:

Malkin:
Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali:
Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe
Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
Apke Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,

“Have A Safe Trip..
Come Soon Honey..

 

 

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Attitude Of Young Generation
They Luve “Facebook”
But
They Hate To
“Face” The “Book”-:)

 

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Son 2 His Mom:
Mom You Know Na,
I Love You A Lot.

But Sorry Mom,
I Can’t Accept Your
Friend Request On Facebook

 

 

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Facebook Keeps Suggesting Me:
Friends You May Know
But When I Try Adding Someone,
It Says,
Do You Know Him?
Isn’t It Height Of Non-sense

 

 

Status Uploaded On Fb
By A Heart Broken Boy 🙁
Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake..
Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake.

 

 

Boy:
Will You Marry Me?
Girl:
Yes!
(Boy Starts Running)
Girl:
Hey Where Are You Going?
Boy:
I’m Going To Update
My Relationship Status On Facebook =P.

 

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Girls Status On Fb-> 🙁
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya Hua?
2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call?
3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened?
4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill.

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Boys Status On Fb-> 🙁
Comments:
1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte
2. Kya Hua Kamine
3. Sala Dukhi Aatma.
4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.

 

 

 

I Want To Make A
Facebook Account
.

.
And The Name Will Be
Nobody
So When I See Stupid
Scrap People Post,
I Can Like It…
And It Will Say
Nobody Likes This…. =P

 

 

Fighting Styles :
1980’s:
Meet Me At The Ground And I’ll Show U !!
1990’s:
Dare To Come At My Place..
Then U’ll Know Who I Am !!
2000’s:
Phone Pe Sher Mat Ban
Saamne Aa To Dekhta Hoon !!
2012’s:
Tu Facebook Pe Mil Saale…!
Teri Wall Pe Aise Comment Maarunga
K Account Hi Delete Kar Dega.

 

 

 

Girl’s Status On Fb:

“I M Sad:(”
(172 Comments)
Boy’s Status:
“I M Goin To Commit Sucide :-“(
(2 Likes, N 1 Comment:
Dekh Le Yar, Ho Skay To Na Kr!)

 

 

 

A Boy’s Facebook Status
During Class:
I Am Online
From Class….
Comment From His Teacher:

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Beta Test Me 0 Mila Hai
Aa K Dekhega Ya Tag Karun..??

 

 

Modern Definition 0f
” Best Friend ”
A Person Who Has Most
Numbers 0f
‘Likes’ n ‘Comments’
0n Your Posts 0n
” F a c e b o o k ” …

 

 

Height Of Addiction:

Just Before Hanging,
Judge Asked The Prisoner:
“Any Last Wish?”
Prisoner:
Yes..
I Want To Update My
Facebook Status As “Dead”

 

 

 

People Will Like Ur Problems
‘N Comment
But No One Gonna Solve Them.
Because
Everybody Seems So Busy
In Updating Their Own Status.:-d
Facebook And Life…

 

 

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Technology Impact
A Dad’s Email,
Hi Son, How Are U
Your Mom & I Am Fine
V Miss U Alot.
So Please Turn Off Your
Facebook &
Come Downstairs 4 Breakfast.

 

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For Girls….. !!!!!
To Avoid So Many
Friend Requests…
\
/
\
/
\
/
Kindly Put Ur Original
Images On Ur
Facebook Profiles 😉

 

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Fact:
How Do Girls Start A
Conversation With Each Other Onfacebook?
Girl 1 : Hey Cutie Mutie Mooh♥ :*:P
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My Darlzzz..
Chupie Mumiee Loohh.. 😀 :=) :P♥:*
&
How Do Boys Start A
Conversation With Each Other On
Facebook ?
Boy 1 : Aur Chu#%ye….
Boy 2 : Haan Bc.. !!Bol :

 

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Girl Status In Fb
(Hi)= 56 Like + 520 Coment
!
Nd Boy Status In Fb
(Hi Frds Hw R U )==
2 Like + 1 Coment

 

 

What Is The Similarity Between

Facebook And Fridge ??

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Pata Hota Hai Ki Kuch
Bhi Nahi Hai,
Phir Bhi Din Me 10 Bar
Khol K Dekhte Hai.

 

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Facebook Should Change
The Status Question From
“What’s On Your Mind?”
To “What’s Your Problem Today?” 😛

 

 

 

Modern Dhamki
Teacher:- Beta Tumhara Test Ka
Result Aa Gya He
Kal Apne Parents Ko
School Lekar Aa Rhe Ho Ya
Facebook Pe Tag Kar Ke Sab Ko Dikha Du…???
Like & Share Your Frnds…

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Baap- Beta Chhod De Ye
Facebook,
Ye Facbook Tuje Roti
Nahi Dene Wali.
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Kamina Beta- Haa Papa
Ye Facebook Muje Roti
Nahi Denewali
Par Roti Banane Wali Dega.

 

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Effect Of Facebook…

Teacher – Batao Parle-G Par
Jo Green Dot Bana Hota Hai
Uska Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Student – Sir Iska Matlab Hai
Ki Parle Sahab Abhi Online Hain.

 

 

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Girl After Breakup:

“Agar Wo Jaan Bhi Maang
Leta Tou Hans K De Deti

Lekin

Kameene Ne Facebook
Ka Password Maang Lia … 😛

 

 

 

Girl: I Can Do Anything 4 U?
Boy: Will You Die For Me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will You Delete Ur
Facebook Account 4 Me?
Girl: Go Home Bro,
Ur Mother Might Be
Getting Worried.

 

 

 

Why Is Facebook Such A Hit?
Bcoz It Works On The
Principle That,
“People Are More Interested
In Others’ Life Rather
Than Their Own”.

 

 

Dad writes on son’s Facebook wall:
Dear Son, How are you?
All is fine here.
We miss you a lot.
.
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Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER

 

 

 

An Unmarried Man Wrote His
Status On Facebook As:
.
“Wanted Wife ”
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.2 Girls Liked It…
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And 140 Men Commented..
“Meri Leja” 😀

 

 

 

A Boy To Girl: Kab Milogi
Aur Kaha Dogi?
Girl: Kaha Aur Kya Loge ?
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Boy: Facebook Par Aur
Physics And Chemistry K Notes.

 

 

Modern Style Wedding

Pujari: Do U Both Agree
To Change Your
Facebook Status To Married?
Couple: Yes, We Do
Pujari: Vivah Sammpan

 

 

 

Height Of Addiction:
In A College Form,
When Asked About
“Permanent Address”,
A Student Wrote
Facebook.

 

 

 

Police- Mam Ur Husbnd Had N Accident,
Plz Come To Identify Body Now.
Wife- I M Buzy Now,
U Take Photo N Tag Me On Facebook,
If Its He , I Will Click Like

 

 

 

Girl`s Status On Facebook:
`Feeling Sad!` 17021 Comments.
Boy`s Status: ‘Going To Commit Suicide!’
2 Likes And 1 Comment –
Think About It Dude….
Drop The Plan, If You Can!

 

 

  • Sms Name: Facebook status | facebook sms best funny Messages
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