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Flirt Status for Facebook and whatsapp in Englsih

 

Better To Die Standing
Than To Live On Your Knees

 

my past says you mt me My future says you will
always remember me my dream says you care for
me but my heart says you born for me.

 

Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out.. Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.

 

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I montu want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

 

You can fall from a mountain,
you can fall from a tree,
but the best way to fall,
is to fall in love with me.

 

Life is not a rehearsal..
Each day is a new show..
No repeat & No rewind.. So,
give ur best shot in all ur Acts…

 

Faith makes all things possible,
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

 

If u see some one without a smile,
give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good
people who can shine others lives by
just walking with him a few miles.

 

Too many stars in the sky,
too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue,
but they are nothing compared to you!

 

Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons reading my  status from me!

 

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!
No we cant disturb our Boss…

 

Always be Happy, always wear a smile
Not because life is full of reasons to
smile but because ur smile itself is a
reason for many others to smile…

 

New style of proposing a girl..
“i hv spent many sleepless nights
in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do
d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

 

Flirting quotes in English for facebook (fb) and whatsapp

 

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

 

New style of proposing a girl.
“Can I borrow a coin?”
“I told my mom that I wil phone her
wen I met d girl of my dreams”.

 

Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.
U stole my heart the moment U looked at me,
call me crazy, call me insane every time my
heart beats it mentions your name.

 

I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden
I asked for a tree He gave me a forest,
I asked for a river He gave me an ocean,
I asked for an angel He gave me you.

 

Be careful when a girl tells u that
She loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still enough
space for another boy on top!

 

Love Bears All Things, Love Believes All Things,
Love Hopes All Things, And Most Precious Of All,
Love Endures All Things. Come We Love And Make Things Happy.

 

BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!

 

I must have been born under a lucky star,
to find a friend as nice as you are,
and I will follow the rainbow until the end,
if you promis forever to be my friend!

 

Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito.

 

I think you are very careless!
Yo come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

 

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking,
nice friends, charming, funny, well…
Enough about ME!How about you?

 

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

 

 

Funny Flirting Status for Facebook (fb) updates

 

My Dear U r the Flower I unable to luck…
But Still I feel ur Unique fragrance…
Darling I had heaps of hopes about u..
& thousands of Snovy dreams about u….

 

Gold gets brown Silver gets dark Platinum gets white,
Copper loses shine. All metals leaves U but
I m the only 1 who remains with U..
Bcoz HEERA hai sada k liye.

 

Let the dimples dig ur cheeks deep,
Smiling lips look gr8 on u,
Let d reason of ur happiness renew.
n i bet life itself will hav a crush on u!

 

when the night comes,look at the sky
if you see a falling star,dont wonder why.
just make a wish.trust me it will come true..
becoz..i tried and found u..

 

you cannot read the expression in my eyes.
but my lips cannot say what i feel.
how can i reveal my feelings?
you are the only one i cannot live without you.

 

Lives are for living I live for you,
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you,
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

 

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful,
sweet, nice, sensitive,
erotic and funny on you screen,
but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

 

If u see some one without a smile,
give him one of urns, coz u r among a
few good people who can shine others
lives by just walking with him a few miles.

 

Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage
of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

 

Boy-Can i Hold your Hand?
Girl-No!
Boy-Y?
Gal-bcoz it Hurts when you Leave it.
Boy-Maa kasam, Humari Acting! To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting…

 

A Lovers Night.
“Baby Get Outta My Mind
I Need To Get Some Sleep
…But Dont Worry
I Promise, Ill See You
In My Dreams ..

 

New Style Of Proposing
Boy: Can I Take A Photo.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.

 

A Simple Bye Make Us Cry,
A Simple Joke Make Us Laugh,
Simple Care Make Us Fall In Love.
I Hope My Simple Status Make You Think Of Me.

 

Best Flirting short updates for whatsapp Status

 

 

Baby I Have An Addiction Problem.
People Say I Should Go To Rehab But
I Always Tell The M I Dont Wanna Go
Cause Im Addicted To..you.

 

There Are 50 Angels In The World.
25 Are Sleeping,
15 Are Working,
5 Are Playing,
4 Are Praying
And 1?
1 Is Reading My Status..

 

I Luv Ur Eyes I Luv Ur Smile.
I Cherish Ur Ways, I Adore Ur Style.
What Can I Say? U R One Of A Kind &
24/7 U R On My Mind!

 

To See Light Look At The Sun,
To See Love Look At The Moon,
To See Hope Look At The Future,
To See Beauty Look At The Nature,but
To See All Of This Look At The Mirror!!

 

I Love The Way You Touch Me,
Always Sending Chills Down My Spine.
I Love That You Are With Me And Glad That You Are Mine.

 

Three Types To Break Mirror:
1. Throw Stone On Mirror.
2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It.
3. You Just Go And Stand Before The Mirror And Smile.

 

Flowers Are Missing You.
Birds Are Calling You,
Please Come Back To Zoo
Because Zoo Is Not Zoo Without You.

 

God Made Butter, God Made Cheese; God Made You For Me To Squeeze.
God Made Whiskey, God Made Pepsi And When He Made You He Made You !

 

Love Is An Illusion!
Its A Highly Dependency Disorder
Of Weak Hearted People..
People With Strong Hearts
Believe In Flirting.

 

Do You Know Your 1 Smile Can Make 100 Peoples Die,
So U Can Decrease This Over Population, So Baby,
Please Keep On Smiling.

 

Be Careful When A Girl Tells U That
She Loves U, From The Bottom Of Her Heart.
For This May Mean,That There Is Still Enough Space
For Another Boy On Top!

 

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

 

Heart Beat Are Countless,
Spirits Are Ageless,dreams R Endless,
Memories Are Timeless And A Friend Like U Is Useless.
Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless.

 

Short flirt quotes for facebook updates in english

 

If You Are In Tension,
If Nothing Seems Right,
If U Find No Way Out,
Then Just Think Of Me Only Once,
I Will Be Always There To Increase Your Tensions.

 

I Think You Are Very Careless!
U Come & Leave Things Behind!
See Now What U Have Left?
U Just Came In My Mind And Left A Smile On My Face.

 

What Is The Height Of Flirting?
When Your Love Letter Starts With
“To Whomsoever It May Concern”.

 

Girl:who Do You Like?
Boy:it Is A Secret
Girl:you Can Tell Me
Boy:ok It Starts With A Why And Ends With You…!

 

Very Touching Text By Shakespeare From His Novel,
I Am Mad For Her..
But Why I Am Not Made For Her?

 

Faith Makes All Things Possible,
Love Makes All Things Easy,
Hopes Makes All Things Work,
But Ur Gorgeous Smile Brings All Faith,
Luv & Hope In Me!

 

I Know You Think I”m Cute,
I Know You Think I”m Fine,
But Like The Other Guys,
Take A Number And Wait In Line!

 

This Morning, An Angel Asked Me
To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused.
There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?

 

Angels R Moving From Door To Door Today Dropping Heavenly Blessings.
I Prayed To God They Get To Your Door As They Just Left Mine.

 

Hi, How Are You…?
Are You Free Tomorrow..?
Can You Come To Me..?
Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New
Mental Hospital
Admission Free, Special Offer For You.

 

Best Way To Purpose A Girl.
Take Her To Sea,
Say Her To Sit In A Boat.
Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea.
Then Say Marry Me
Or Leave My Boat.

 

If You Would See Yourself The Way I Do,
You Would Wish You Where As Beautiful As You …

 

Are You A Mum? I Am Not A Dad!
May be You Could Help Me With That!

 

Best flirt status updates in English at fb, whatsapp

 

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking,
Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well…
Enough About Me! How About You?

 

Girl: which is Your fav Love-story
Romeo & Juliet,Shrek & Fiona,
Or Beauty & the Beast??
Boy:well…….
What about YOU & ME ?? ♥ ♥

 

Meeting U was fate,
becoming Ur friend was choice,
but falling in love with U
was completely out of my control.

 

I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you.

 

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?

 

Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.
U stole my heart the moment U looked at me,
call me crazy, call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.

 

New style of proposing a girl
“Can I borrow a coin?”
“I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams”.

 

boy : give me book
girl : which book u want?
boy : no no book means.

 

B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS.

 

You are the sun in my day, The wind in my sky, The waves in my ocean, And the beat in my heart.

 

I love the stars in the sky but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

 

1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

 

AM I CUTE?
TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous..

 

 

Latest funny short flirting status update in english fb

 

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
boys have good IMAGINATION.

 

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

 

God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did…

 

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss…

 

difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot.

 

Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.

 

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

 

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

 

2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry,
clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile &
stormy if u sing!

 

if u read this, i m smart….
if u save this, u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous…

 

I want
To be with u In a nice Restaurent
To have a candle light dinner… and
to say those sweet 3 words to U…
“Pay The Bill”.

 

u r many kolometres away frm me.
still i m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels
1.pogo
2.cartoon network
3.animal planet

 

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save this message
& Donkey will delete this message.Choice is urs……..

 

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

 

What a Cute answer
Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..???
Boyfriend: no baby
u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll….

 

wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart bcareful 4 this may mean dat!!!!!!..
he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!

 

I get so emotional when you are not around.
I think the emotion is called happiness.

 

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