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Indian C.I.D (CID) funny jokes sms

Why I Love C.I.D
An Example:
LADY: Suresh Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA:

 

 

Bin sawan barsat nahi hotai,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahi hotai,
Apni to aadat hai aisi…,
Aapko SMS kiye bina din ki shuruaat nahi hotai…
Have Good Day
itne saal hue daya ki koi g f nahi hai,
itne saal hue daya ki koi girlfrnd nahi hai,
ACP-
Abhijeet pata lagao ye daya kahin gey to nahi h.

 

 

ACP Pradyuman:
Laash mein se Kidney gayab hai..iska matlab samjhe Daya?
.
.
.
Daya:
Kya Sir?
.
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.
ACP:
Marne se pehle zaroor isne iPhone6+ kharidi hogi

 

 

Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai.
Wah Wah.
Wah Wah.
Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai
Acp Pradyuman Kehta Hai
“Daya Ye Atmahatya Nahi Khun Hain.

 

 

Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai.
Wah Wah.
Wah Wah.
Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai
Acp Pradyuman Kehta Hai
“Daya Ye Atmahatya Nahi Khun Hain.

 

 

Cid ne sony se naata jod
liya,
Cid ne sony se naata jod
liya..
Jis room me mana raha,
tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza
v tod diya..

 

 

Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon
Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke
Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

 

 

CID returns Raat k pehlu me Chand sitare chaye he Raat k pehlu me chand sitare chaye he Madam darwaja kholiye hum CID se aye hai

 

 

Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai. 😀 😀

 

Deshi funny Jokes sms for Dosti

 

Girl: Agar mouka mila to tum
mujhse shadi karo ge…??
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Boy:
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Agar mouka mil gaya to phir shadi
kerne ki kiya zaroorat hai..
PoGoo

 

 

♥Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights i jst wanna breakup wid u . Bf-ok bt first take dis chocolate . Gf-awwww so u dnt want me to go, mana rhe ho mujhe choclate deke 🙂 . Bf-nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam krne se pehle muh meetha krlena chaHiYe 😉 😀 😛

 

 

 

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
.
.
Kami- na.

 

 

Safar lamba hai, Dost
banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile, Hath
badhate rahiye,
Taj na banaye, Costly
padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj
banate rahiye

 

 

Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaro
Pyar ko lath maro

Meri bat mano

Na chandramukhi na paro

Roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro…
By-Chandan.

 

 

Santa-to saying yaar
meri bkri ne kal anda
diya hai . banta-to
saying chal jhuth bol
raha hai too.. santa-nhi
me sach bol raha huin.
kyonki Hmari murgi ka
naam hi bakri hai.

 

 

Durion ki na parvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zayada apse
Bas ek bottle
MAZAA
Aur
5 Samose taaza
Mangwa lijiye

 

 

The best gifts to give :
To your friend – loyalty
To your enemy – forgiveness;
To your boss – service;
To a child – a good example;
To your parents – gratitude and devotion;
To your mate – love and faithfulness..

 

 

Bibi:jiban par maine koi punno kiatha us liee tumhare tarah pati mila.
Swami:aur mere liee wo paap ki sasti hai

 

 

 

Santa Ne god Se Pucha
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon..
God Ne Jawab Diya
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.

 

 

Ladke Ladkiyo Se Jyada Dayalu Hote Hai
Kaise..
Ladki Kabhi Anjan Ladke Ki Help Nhi Karti
Aur Ladka Har Ajnan Ladki Ko Help K Liye Ready Hai.

 

 

Wife- raat ko chor aya tha gar me, or mujhe kiss krke chala gya.
Pati- tumne roka nahi..
Wife- bahut kaha tha rukne k liye, par bola fir aunga,

 

 

Log tumhare sakal pe marte hain..
Log tumhare nazar se ghayal hote hain..
Log tumhare awaj sunke pagal hote hain..
Isliye tum plz chupchap apne ghar me hi baithe raho ta ki is duniya tabah hone se bach jaye.

 

 

Tumhari yad dilse jane nahi denge
Tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge
Sharafat se contact me rehna
Warna khub Marenge
Or Rone bhi Nahi denge

 

 

 

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede.. Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede.. Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega

 

 

Girl : Bus karo rat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho,subha ho gai hai thake nahi kya..
BOY : ye to kuch b nahi he Ab to me din rat karunga q k. Muje 30000sms free he

 

 

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
.
aur main sirf yehi kehta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai..

 

 

 

Ek Cinema hall me TITANIC lagi thi
Romntic scene aya to 1 Bacha Chilaya-
Mom Dad,
Dekhiye wo log apki Naqal kar rahe h

 

 

Pappu road pe sandas kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to pappu bola :
“sahab saboot to utha lo”!

 

 

Girl to boy: Tum ladke kisi Ladki me sub se pehle kya dekhte ho….
Boy: Yeh to depend karta hai ki Ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai..!

 

 

Santa Banta Se- Yaar I-m Going Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai Batao..
Banta – Mai Ja Raha Hu…!
Santa – Are Jate Jate Matlab To Batake Ja..

 

 

Aagar koi apko pathar mare to apka farz hai ap uspar fool feke,magar gamle ke sath……

 

 

father: kya hua beta q ro rhe ho kya hua tum mujhe batao main tumhare dost ki tarh hoon
Son:kya batau main apni wali se milne gaya tha to teri wali ne mujhe bhut mara

 

 

Ek Tapori Ki Wife:Sunte ho Ji,apne chinku ne aaj pehla adha shabd bola Tapori:achcha, kya bola
Wife:behan.

 

 

Tere Liye Me Chand KoTod Du,
Suraj Ko Mod Du,
Zamin Se Asma Jod Du,
Tu Ekbar Has Ke DekhTere Sare Daat Tod Du.
Ab jaldi se so ja.

 

Ek aunty pani naha rahi thi utne me ek baccha puchta hai aunty a kya hai

Aunty :A garage hai beta
Baccha:par is garage me ek bhi gadi nahi hai
Aunty:Nahi beta gadi uncle ke pas hai raat me aake is me hi chodenge

 

 

 

Ek Bus Mein Ladko & Ladkiyo Ki Team Antakshari Khelne K Liye Bani.
Girls:Hum Tumko Haraakar Dikhayenge.
Boys:Hum Haar Gye,Chalo Ab Dikhao..

 

 

Bus me santa 1 ladki pe ja gira tab ladki boli:Battamiz kya kar rahe ho….
Santa bola:Ji PUNJAB UNIVERSITY se B kar raha hu…!

 

 

1 Over Me Kitne Balls Feke Jate He

Kya Apne Kaha 6..

Galat Jawab 1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6
Bar Feka Jata He.
Bade Aye! Cricket K Shoukin.

 

 

Wife:kal 3 chor aye aur mera zordar rape kar k chale gaye

husband: tumne unhe roka nahi..
Wife: bahut kaha rukne ko, bole ab aur takat nahi hai, kal phir ayenge!

 

 

Modern zamaney ki ladki ka baap: Beti tum paheley mujhey papa kahey kar bolati thi ab dad keyo..
Beti:papa kaheny se ipstick kharab ho jati hai!

 

 

MOM- Tujhko ladka pasand aaya..
BETI- Ladka to thik hai,par mota bahut hai.
MOM- Dekho beti,TV chaahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 ka,remote toh 6 inch hi hota hai na.

 

 

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

 

 

Cooja mooja ooja pooja kani mani pani wani mao bao lao kao zoo loo noo Shoo .
Uff pad to nhi liya.. Ye to nunu gayb krne ka mantar tha:- beta tu to gaya.

 

 

Teacher asked to student:Wht is ur cast..
Stu: Pehle to hum sharma thay,
fir Rajput thay,
fir Baniya ho gaye, abhi hai Darzi, Aage Mummy ki marzi

 

 

Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati..
Sukon nhi..
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta..
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

Vitamin”SHE”
ki kami hay…

 

 

Santa Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho
Gayi To Usne Apne
Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me
Ek Ped Pe Latka Di
Aur Neeche Likh Dia
COMING SOON

 

Best funny jokes sms Amazing latest text messages

 

 

1st girl – Muje to shaadi k liye aisa ladka chaihiye jo charsi Saraabi juaari Randibaj ho.
2nd Girl – chal chinal najar na laga SMS padhne wala sirf mera hai.

 

 

 

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha
Kyu Tension Me Ho..
Sardar:Yaar,Ek Dost Ko
Plastic Surgery
K Liye 2 Lakh Diye
Ab Saale Ko
Pehchaan Nahi Pa raha hu.

 

 

Message:
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
wah..wa
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
This fairness cream is made in china!

 

 

Ye Hai Aam Zindgi–
Yaar, Plz Kuch Sms To Bhej Diya Karo..
OR
Ye Mentos Zindgi–
Oye Bhikhari, Kanjoos, Makhi chus, Balance Gaya Dabbeme,jaldi Msg bhej..

 

 

Girls should not study much..
kyu..
socho
socho
kyu ke
Is dunia k kisi kone me koi na koi gadha us k liye padh hi rha hoga

 

 

Bus me sardar 1 ladki pe ja gira tab ladki boli:Battamiz kya kar rahe ho….
Srdr bola:Ji PUNJAB UNIVERSITY se BCOM kar raha h..

 

 

-Inteligent Sardar–
Ye kela kitne ka hai..
Man:1Rs.
Sardar:60ps me dega..
Man:60ps me sirf chilka dunga..
Sardr: Le 40ps, sirf kela dede.

 

 

Ek bar lalu yadhav aapne bhashan me kahata hai,
Lalu:mai sher ka baccha hu !
uspar raj thakare comment karta hai
Raj thakare:sher ghar aaya tha ya maa jungle me gayi thi.. 🙂

 

 

 

ekdin teacher ney apni ek student se pucha, deep ye batao duniya mei abhi bhi kaun si jaga pe adi manav rehete hei..
Deep: ftv channel pe.

 

 

Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati ,..
(1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kya matlab .. banda soch main per jaata ha ..
(2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.(to usay kya umeed thi ..
(3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.(to phr main pehle kesa tha ..
(4) Sach batana,mai n kaisi lag rahi hon.(such kya boloon pitna thori hay..
(5) I am very selfish na.(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein..

 

 

 

Hathi swiming pool me gira to sab chitiya bahar nikal gai.
Ek chiti hathi kee pith par chad gai,
to dusri boli- “Duba Saale Ko

 

 

Yaad kar tere wo bachpan ka zamana,
Chhoti tango par latakta paijama,
Nak ko hath se ponch kar gal par lagana,
kamar pr hath rakh k awaz lagana

“AAI SHI ZHALI”..

 

 

A girl to her boyfriend:
Is hafte roz shopping karenge,next hafte roz movie dekhenge
Bf- Uske agle hafte roz mandir jayenge
Gf- Q..
Bf- Bhikh mangne

 

 

 

Bache ka surname:
Bacha Agar Ek aadmi se ho to EKNATH
2se-DUBE
3-TIVARI
4-CHATURVEDI
5se-PANDE
Sab ka ho to-MISHRA
Or kisika B pata na ho to-GUPTA.

 

 

 

Wife:Zara Dhire Karo Q shtabdi Chala Rhe Ho..
Malgdi Chalao.
itne Me Beta Bed se Gira or Bola : Saalo Jo Marzi Chalao Par
Pesenger Ko Mat Girao..:D

 

 

A sardar breaks an egg 2 make omlette nd finds it empty inside. Sardar:”saala aajkal murga bhi condom use karne laga hai”.

 

 

 

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.

 

 

 

Flat ki bell baji;
Cablewala:is mahine ka bill lene aaya.
Girl:baad me aahaah aana avi dudhwale ka bill chuka rahi hu.

 

 

 

1 Number DilMe Socho Usme 3 Jodo Ab 2 Se Guna Karo Usme Se 7 Ghatao Bache Hue Ko Kagaz Par Likho

Ab Uska
Aero-Plane Banake Udao
Furrrr

 

Funny text msg , Best jokes msg

 

 

Bhuto sa chehra tera
chudel si muskan hai
rang tera dekh ke..rup tera dekh ke
kute bhi hairan hai

 

 

Whats self insult ..
An angry boss-
Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ..
Employee(sar jhuka ke)-Nahi sar!
Oss-Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot..
Meri taraf Dekho….

 

 

BE, ME, MBA kar k kya karna hai,Aakhir ek din sabko marna hai,Chaar din khushi se kat le dost,kyunki agle jnam me phir nursery se Hi Shuru Karna Hai.

 

 

Lalu-murkh aadmi ki biwi bahut sunder hoti h
Rabdi-aapk paas to hamr tarif k alawa kono kaam hi nahi hai…..

 

 

 

Preeto:kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di. Santa:tumhari galatfahmi hai. Preeto:kaisi galatfahmi.. Santa:yehi ki main soya tha.

 

 

Pati (patni se)- kya paalak roj roj ye kya tamasha hai.
(Patni)- toh kya hua isme bahut iron hai.
Pati- bahenkilavdi meri gaand me se kya TMT sariya nikalegi.

 

 

IK bAr Ek chor chori karne ek seith ke ghar pauchta he aur zoroo se chilata he sona kaha he .. Sona kaha he ..
seith uthta he aur kehta he mein idhar soo raha hu.. tu udhar soo jaa..

 

 

Boy: “Tum gaana bahut accha gaati ho”

Girl: “Thanks but i-m just Bathroom singer..
Boy:”To bulao na kabhi apne live program pe” 😀

 

 

 

Said by True Lover:
“I dont Hate You but I Cant Love You”
Means
Madarchod tu itni Khubsurat Nhi k Shadi karlu par itni Buri bhi Nhi k bina Chode jane du!

 

 

If u care 4 me,i will care 4 u,if u miss me,i will miss u,if u msg me,i will msg u,if u forget me..
sorry dear kahani me TWIST hai,i will kill U!

 

 

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai..
SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI..

 

 

Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc
Dr:Stitches lagana padenge
Sarder:Kitne paise ..
Dr:3000 Rs
Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani

 

 

 

Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.
IMRAN .

 

funny jokes messages whatsapp sms

 

Beti.- gov me foji aaye hai.
Maa- unki niyat kharab hoti hai tu andar aaja.
Beti- ma vo pakistani hai.
Maa- to bakari ko bhi andar lade.

 

 

Ladka apni dilruba se puchta hai kya pyar karna paap hai. Ladka ka dost uske kan me bolta hai abe bhag piche uska bap hai.

 

 

Class mai 1 bar naya mahol cha gaya
Teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya
Tabhise Pappu ka dil udas ho gaya
Class ke sare bacche fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya

 

 

Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se
Love Karo Dil Wali se
Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se.

 

 

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai…
Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai.

 

 

santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.

 

 

Wat Is Common Betwn McDonald & 2days Share Market..
Dono Jagah Hmare Baap Dada K Jmane K
PRICE Chal Rahe He

 

 

SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta h sbke dilon ko surur milta h jobhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar kuch na kuch zarror milta h JAI BABA AMARNATH

 

 

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho..
Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye h..
Grl-Sirf 90%
Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate

 

 

 

Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha.
Police:oi stop..
Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai ..

 

 

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

 

 

Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

 

 

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.

 

 

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.

 

 

Bihari boy to a girl- “PHONE NO DEBU HO..??”
Girl-“Tamiz se baat kro.”
Boy-“My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!”

 

 

5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki “Teacher” Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?
“LOVE-LETTER” Beja Tha…
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

 

 

Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
“TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

 

Double Meaning Funny Jokes sms

 

Ladki Umbrella Banane Shop
Par Gayi
Shopkeepar: Upar Dono Hatho
Se Pakad Kar Dabana Padega
Aur Niche Danda Dalna Padega
Ladki: Kuch Bhi Karo Par
Paani Ander Nahi Jana Chahiye.

 

Very Funny Hindi Sms | Funny Jokes Sms For Friend

 

 

Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..! .

 

 

Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi
Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse
To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar
Ziyadan Excited Mat Ho Yaar,
Yeh Tha Kapray Sukhane Ka Taar..

 

 

Samajh Nahi Aata Ki, Teri
Sula Ke Loo, Ya Baith Ke Loo,
Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loo,
Ya Teri Jhuka Kar Loo,
Ab Tu Khud Hi Bata De Ki,
Mein Teri Kaise Loo Photo.

 

 

Pagalkhane Me Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro?
Pagal- Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Bra Aur Panty Bhi.
Aur Dhyaan Rahe
Aainda Kabhi Mere Kapde Nahi Pehanna !
Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami.

 

 

 

Pehli Dfa Insan Jub Dalta He To Nervous Hota He-
Ahista Se Ander Dalo To Phisal K Pura Ander Chala Jata He-
Phir Ajibo Gharib Awaze Aane Lag Jati Hen-
Lakin Aap Bilkul Nahi Ghabrana, Confidence Se Lage Rehna Aur Us Waqt Tak Na Nikalna Jub Tak Kam Pura Nahi Ho Jata.
ATM CARD — Atm Machine Se.

 

 

Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kare
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?
.
.
.
Uske acche sanskaar,
Bhai Hath Jodta Hoon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo.

 

 

 

Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise Tay Karte-karte
Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi.
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-jaldi Se Bola.
Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui, Madam? Khada
Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par
Gayi?“

 

 

 

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh
Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhayato Mein,
.

Fail Ho Jauga….
By – Ajay ingale.

 

 

 

Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta Hai:- Bachey Kese Hote Hain ?
Larki: Chup … !
Larka: Batao Na Plz
Larki: Nahi Pata
Larka: Plz ….. !!!
Larki: Thappar Pare Gal pe Ab Mat Puchhna ..!!
Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata . . . . . .
Bachay Shararti Hote Hain …

 

 

 

Dudh aur Ladki me kya fark hai!!
Socho
.
Socho
Dudh garam hota hai
to
Mallai uppar aati hai
or ladki garam ho
to mallai niche aati hai..

 

 

 

Most confusing double meaning joke:
Girl- Aaj Office jaate hi Boss Mujhpe chadh Gaya..
Her Friend- Kyu?
Girl- Wo me “late gayi” thi na isliye…!!

 

 

 

Aurat ke Badan mein woh kaunsi cheez hai jise woh dabane nahi deti aur Admi Subah Shaam woh dabana Chahta hai.
.
.
USKA GALA..?
Achcha socho kamino

 

 

 

Girl: Bas Kro Air Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gye Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!

 

 

Jinke paas hai…
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai…
woh ungli dalke k kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH.

 

 

 

Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Sahi hai,
Kyun ki..
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar deti hai,
Im talking about?
Roti
1 baar fir aap ki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami!

 

 

 

Duniya ke saare bache strike pe hai?
Unka kehna hai ki huggies ki add mein hume nanga dikhaya jata hai,
to phir stay-free ki add mein kyo nahi??
pad to pad hota hai?

 

 

Cute college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo.
Sir: thora ruko aram se longa.
Girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k
phr mere period start ho jain ge….

 

 

Ladki Umbrella Banane Shop
Par Gayi
Shopkeepar: Upar Dono Hatho
Se Pakad Kar Dabana Padega
Aur Niche Danda Dalna Padega
Ladki: Kuch Bhi Karo Par
Paani Ander Nahi Jana Chahiye

 

 

Suhagrat Ke Time Darvaze Pe Dastak Hoti Hai To
Dulhan Bhag Ke Parde Ke Peeche Chup Jati Hai…
Husband : Kya Hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe Laga Police Ki Raid Par Gai…

 

 

Ladka-ladki Car Mein Raat Ko Ghumne Jaa Rahe
The
Ladki: “Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi,
Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai”
Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush Hua Aur Tharaki
Andaaz Mein Bola.
Ladka: “Haan-haan Jaldi Dikhao, Jaanu”
Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “Wo Dekho Krishna
Dairy“

 

 

 

Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai

 

 

Ek college ke boy toilet me likha tha
ap ka bhavishya apke hath me hai to,,, girl
ke toilet me kya likha hona
chahiye ,,,,, kripya apni bhavisya
me ungali na kare { sudhar jao}
samjhdar thoke like

 

 

Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!
By – Ajay ingale

 

 

Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi
Par Dudh Nahi Tha,
To Ladki Ne Apne Kapde Utare
Or
Or
Or
Or
Dusare Kapde Pehan Kar
Dudhlane Market Gayi..

 

Hindi funny Masti sms

 

1 Train Me Katrina Without
Ticket Travel Kr Rhi Thi.
Usne Sari Pehni Thi. T.T.
Ne Usse 100 Rs Liye.
Aiswarya Ne Jeans Pehni Thi
Usse 75 Liye.
Karina Ne Skirt Pehni Thi
Usse 50 Liye.
Par Mallika Se Kuch Nai Liya.
Why? ? ? ? ? ? ? Qki
.
.
Uske Pas Ticket Tha.
Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.:…

 

 

Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla “…under tak jaayega?”
rikshawalla “bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai.”
lady “thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le lo….”

 

 

School main aik Fail student
k PAPA Teacher say:
“Madam thora aap tight rakho,
Thora main zor lagata hun,
.
Umeed hai iss saal bacha nikal he jayega.
Inko samajh ayi wo Like kare,
Baaki bachay POGO daikhen. ..
Bigde shehzaade.

 

 

Bahut namkeen hai vo jise ham chahte hai, Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai, dil tarasta hai use paane ko,Kya aapka dil nahi korta maggi khaane ko?

 

 

MASJID = 6 words
CHURCH = 6 words
MANDIR = 6 words
and
QURAN = 5 words
BIBLE = 5 words
GEETA = 5 words
Sabhi ka Ek He Updesh. 6-5 = 1
.
.
SABKA MAALIK EK
iss Bar sabhi ko Like krna padega…..

 

 

 

Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai –
Bhoot Insan ko darane ke liye
Machchar Insan ko satane ke liye &Husband or Wife Insan ko banane k liye….

 

 

ladki college counter mein : fee jama kar do
counter wala : abhi nahi lunch ke baad
ladki : le lo na
counter wala : kaha na lunch ke baad lunga
ladki: ladki lunch ke baad mere PERIOD shuru ho jaega

 

 

Dabaao na aur jorse
esa karo mera blause nikldo
meri sari bhi
ab dabao
thoda zorse
tumhara pant bhi nikldo
dekho ho gayi na suitcase bandh! 😀

 

Funny Jokes sms for girl friend

 

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.

 

 

wo kaunsi cheez hai jo usi me se nikalti hai
or usi ko ragadte huye mar jana chahti hai
ulta mat soch yar……this is machis ki tili…

 

 

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