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Bapu Bole Koi Sms Na Kare To
Tension Mat Lo, Use Sms Krte Raho
Bole To Full Vinamrata Ke Sath
Ek Din Uska Hriday Parivartan
Hoga, Phir Msg Nhi Call Ayega.

 

 

Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni
Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai.
Aur Apka?
Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota
Hai, Kyuki Mujhe
Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.

 

 

Dik Me Gam Ankho Me Nami Hai
Hamare Mobile Me Aapke Sms Ki
Kami Hai Nigah Aapke Sms Ke Intjar
Me Jami Hai Itna Bata Do Khafa
Ho Hamse Ya Balance Ki Kami Hai.

 

 

Kal Raat Machar Ne Kata Mere Chehre
Par, Dil Mien Junoon Tha aankhoon
Mien Khoon Tha, Uthaya Ussay Masal
Dene K Liye Par Khayal Aya, Kambakht
Mien Bhi Akhir Apna Hi Khoon Tha.

 

 

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta Hai,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi
Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious Hai.

 

funny sms messages in hindi for girlfriend

 

The Men Are Very Kind And Women
Are Very Selfish.. Proof..
Most Women Dont Like Help Unknown
Men, But All Men Are Ready
Anytime To Help Unknown Women!

 

 

Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

 

funny sms messages in hindi for girlfriend

Maa: Tu Chota Tha To Bilkul
Kejriwal Jaisa Tha..
Beta: Kya Mai Roz Dharna Karta
Tha.?
Maa: Nahi Re,
Roz Ek Thappar Khaata Tha..!

 

 

Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha Ki
Chipkali Aapke Muh Me Ja Rahi
Hai, To Aap Chhup Kyu Thay..?
Mariz: Pehle Cocroach Gaya
Tha To Mujhe Laga Ki
Chipkali Usko Pakad Legi..!

 

 

Baccha: Dudh Peene Se Rang
Gora Hota Hai..?
Doctor: Haa Hota Hai..
Baccha: Jhoot, Fir Bhais
Ka Baccha Kala Kyu Hota Hai..?

funny sms messages in hindi for girlfriend

 

Budi Aurat: Yamraj Ji Mujhe
Waqt Se Pehle Kyu Utha Liya..?
Yamraj: Budhia Dimag Mat
Chaat, March Me Closing Thi
Target Pura Karna Tha…!

 

 

Aur Bhi Bahut Si Cheeze Lut Chuki Hai
Dil Ke Saath Ye Bataya Dosto Ne Ishq
Farmane Ke Baad Is Liye Kamray Ki Ek
Ek Cheez Check Karta Hoon Main Ek Tere
Aane Se Pehle, Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad.

 

 

Ek Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho Ek
Bar Yad Karke To Dekho Ek Bar
Pukar Kar To Dekho Agar Hum Na
Aye To Samaj Lena, Hum So Gaye
Hain Aur Phone Silent Pe Hai.

 

funny sms messages in hindi for girlfriend

 

Tujh Bin Zindagi Ka Tasawar Hi
Nahi Hai, Tere Sang Ho Zindagi
Aisa Bhi Koi Scene Nahi Hai,
Iss Duniya Mein, Tum He Sab
Se Haseen Ho Mein Aur Kahon
Jhot Kitna, Ke Tum Ko Yakeen Ho.

 

 

Teri Yad Dil Se Jane Nahi Denge,
Tere Jesa Dost Khone Bhi Nahi
Denge, Sharafat Se Roz Sms Kia
Karo Warna, Ek Kaan Ke Niche
Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahie Denge.

 

funny sms messages in hindi for girlfriend

 

Mother To Son: Tipu Sultan
Kaun Hai..?
Son: Pata Nahi..
Mother: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do..
Son To Mother: Chinky Aunty
Kaun Hai..?
Mother: Nahi Pata..
Son: Papa Pe Dhyan Do..!

 

 

Sense Of Responsibility:
A Man Goes To Library And
Asks For A Book On Suicide..
Librarian Looks At Him And
Says..
“Bhai Wapas Kaun Dene Aayega

 

funny sms messages in hindi for girlfriend

 

If Electricity Goes In America,
They Call The Power Station..
In Japan They Test The Fuse,
But In India They Check The
Neighbours House..
“Sab Ki Gayi Hai Na, Fir Thik Hai”

 

 

Grandfather To Grandson:
Go Hide, Ur Teacher Is Coming
As U Bunked School Today..
Grandson: U Go Hide,
I Told Her U Passed Away..!

 

 

Sister To Brother: What Are U Going
To Gift Grandma On Her Birthday.?
Brother: Football..
Sister: But Grandma Does Not Play..
Brother: On My Birthday She Gave
Me Bhagvad Gita.. Uska Kya..?

 

funny sms messages in hindi for girlfriend

 

Assistant: Sir, Aap Office Me Shaadi
Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte
Ho.?
Boss: Kyuki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki
Aadat Hai,
Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti!

 

 

Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi Mar Gayi,
Dost Usko Chup Karane Ke Baad..
Tujhe Kuch Chahiye..?
Aadmi: Laptop La De..
Dost: Kyu Sab Thik Hai Na..?
Aadmi: Facebook Pe
Status To Single Kar Du…!

 

 

Husband: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari
Ho Gayi Hai,
Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe
Kuch Sunaai Nahi Deta..
Hakim: Mashaallah Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum Par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai!

 

 

Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat
Raha Hai..
Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha,
Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai
To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!

 

funny sms messages in hindi for girlfriend

Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do Jiske
2 Fayde Ho
Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi
Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna
Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga
Lena Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam.

 

 

 

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton
Se Darr Lagta Hai..
Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir
Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr
Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

 

 

Ek Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang
Kar Raha Tha, Santa Ne New
Sim Khareed Kar Usko Sms Kiya..
Maine Wo Number Band Kar Diya
Hai, Ab Tera Baap Bhi
Mujhe Tang Nahi Kar Sakta..!

 

 

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