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Ek Conductor Ki Shadi Ho
Rahi Thi, Jab Dulhn Phero
Ke Waqt Uske Pas Akar
Baithi To Vo Bola Thoda
Pas Ho K Baith, Ek Sawari
Or Baith Sakti Hai. 🙂

 

 

Girlfriend Ki Sister Agar Missed
Call Kare To Usse Kya Kahenge….?
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Betaaa…
Mann Me Dusra Laddu Phoota…

 

 

Kitna Lucky Hoga Wo Boyfriend.
Jiski Girlfriend.
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Usse Kahegi: Jaanu Tum Phone
Rakho, Mai Call Karti Hu

 

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Girl: Fish Tank Ko Dekh K
Boli Machliya Itni Sundar
Kyun Hoti He?
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Boy: Sprite Pite Hue Kyunki
Wo Kapde Nahi Pahnti..!
Sidhi Baat No Bakwas!

 

 

Humko To “Bottle” Ne Loota
“Paava” Me Kha Dum Tha,
Humare To Bottle Bhi Foote
Janha “Theka” Band Tha….!

 

 

Paapu: Agr Main Is Saal Bhi
Fail Ho Gya To Main Aatmthya
Kar Lunga,

Santa: Khbrdar! Aisa Kiya To,
Main Tujhe Jaan Se Mar Dunga…!

 

 

Duniya Me Kuch Aise
Gadhe Hai, jinhe Har Sawal
Ka Jawab sirf Na Mein
Dena Ata Hai, kya Aap
Bhi Un Me Se Ek Hai ?

 

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K
Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi
Cheeni Dio..
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Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..???
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Santa: Soch Raha Hu,
Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay.

 

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Upar Wale Ne Apko Bheja To
Bheja Par Bheja To Aisa
Bheja K Bheje Me Bheja Hi
Nahi Bheja Dont Mind Ye Mujhe
Kisi Or Ne Bheja To Mene
Apko Bheja Dekha Mera Bheja

 

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Upar Wale Ne Apko Bheja To
Bheja Par Bheja To Aisa
Bheja K Bheje Me Bheja Hi
Nahi Bheja Dont Mind Ye Mujhe
Kisi Or Ne Bheja To Mene
Apko Bheja Dekha Mera Bheja

 

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Ye Kash Faasle Na Hote, Kash
Hum Tum Se Door Na Hote, Kash
Hum Aur Tum Saath Hote, To Sms
Ke Paise Bacch Jate, Or Hum
Dono In Paisoo Se Kurkura Khate!

 

 

GF: HaM BaHuT BaDNaaM Ho
CHuKe H
Ab HaMe SHaDi KaR LeNi ChAHiYe
BF: LeKiN ItNi BaDNaaMi K
BaaD TuMSe SHaDi KaReGa KoN.

 

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Jindagi Behaal Hai, Sur Hai
Naa Taal Hai, Msg Box Bhi
Kangal Hai, Kya Aapki Sms
Factory Me Hadtal Hai, Yaar
Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri, Mobile
Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai.

 

 

<(‘.’)>Chingu
<(‘.’)>Pingu
<(‘.’)>Mingu
Kya Ye Bacche Apke Hai,
Agar Nahi To Aage Bhej Do,
Jiske Honge Rakh Lege.
Surat Mil Rahi Thi To
Laga Apke Honge..

 

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Santa: Docter,
This Medicine Not Availeble
At Any Store.
Doc: Oh, Sorry.
I Forget To Write The Medicine,
That Was My Signature!

 

 

Santa: Cort Me Judge Se
Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti
Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri
Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte
Huye Dakh Liya..
Judge: To Tum Kau Chahte Ho..
Santa: Badla

 

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”\ /”
| | Help
,/(.”.)\,

Latka Diya Na Ulta?
Is Ka Kasur Pata Hai
Kya Tha Ye Muje Sms
Nahi Bhejta Tha.
Tum Bhi Soch Lo.

 

 

Wife: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahin
Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachche
Internet Se Download Kiye Hain.?
Wife: Nahin Ye To Padosi Ke
Pendrive Se Liye Hai..

 

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Machhar Bola Insaan Se
Mat Maro Hume Jaan Se,
Jang Chhid Jayegi,
Dushmani Badh Jayegi,
Mana Ki Aap Me Junoon H,
Par Humari Ragon Me
Bi To Aap Hi Ka Khoon.

 

 

Technology Kya Hai?
Ek Time Wo Tha Jab Msg,
Kabutar Se Bhejte The.
Or Ek Aaj Ka Time Hai Hum
Msg, Kabutaro Ko Bhej Rhe
Hain.. Hurrrr! Hurrrr!

 

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Height Of Addiction:
In A College Form, When
Asked About The “Permanent
Address”, A Student Wrote
“www.facebook.com”!

 

Ek Aap Ho Kitne Achhe Ho
Kitne Bhole Ho Kitne Pyare
Ho Kitne Smart Ho Kitne Sweet
Ho Aur Ek Hum Hai Ki Jhooth
Pe Jooth Bole Ja Rahe Hai.

 

 

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Boss Hangs A Poster In Office
“I Am The Boss, Do Not Forget”
He Returns From Lunch,
Finds A Slip On His Desk.
“Ur Wife Called,
She Wants Her Poster Back Home.”

 

 

Girl To Boy (In Party): Excuse Me!
Boy: Yes ?
Girl: Mere Ek Hath Mein Plate Hai
Aur Ek Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t
Use Them.. Kya Aap Mere Face Pr
Se Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Hain?
Boy (Very Happy): Ji Bolain Kya
Hataana Hai ?
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Girl: Apni Kutte Jesi Nazarain!!

 

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Teacher: Anyone Who Thinks
He’s Stupid May Stand Up!
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*Nobody Stands Up*
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Teacher: Im Sure There Are
Some Stupid Students Over Here!!
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*Little Johnny Stands Up*
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Teacher: Ohh, Johnny You
Think You’re Stupid ?
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Little Johnny: No.. I Just
Feel Bad That You’re Standing Alon

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Rok Do Mere Janaze Nu
Mere Vich Jaan As Gai Hai,
Saaloo Peeche Much Ke Dekho
Sharab Ke Dukaan Aa Gye
Hai.. Cheers…!

 

 

Girl1: How Was Ur 1st Date
Girl2: Gud, &
Wo Raes (Rich) Ghar Ka Lagta
Hai
Girl1: Wo Kese ?
Girl 2 : Mujhe Kiss Karne
Aaya Tab Uske Muh Se Piyaaz Ki
Smell Aa Rahi Thi..

 

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Santa London Me Double
Store Bus Me Baitha.
Conductor Ne Use Uper Bhej
Diya. Santa Bhagta Hua Neche
Wapas Aaya Aur Bola Marwayega
Kya Uper To Driver Hi Nahi Hai.

 

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Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi
Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse
To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar
Ziyadan Excited Mat Ho Yaar,
Yeh Tha Kapray Sukhane Ka Taar..

 

 

Santa To Banta..
Santa: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse
Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya..
Banta: Kyu..Kya Kaha Unhone..?
Santa: Unhone Kaha
Mungfali Me Dana Nahi,
Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi..

 

 

Aaj Mujhe Ek Ladki Kehti,
Mujhe Facebook Pe Id Bana
Do, Maine Kaha: Tujhe Id
Chalani Aati Bhi Hai Kya.??
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Woh Kehti: Chala Aap Lena…
Main Picche Baith Jaungi Lol

 

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Bhgwan Se Maine Kha, Hey
Bhgwan Mujhe Dard De,
Sitam De, Dukh De, Tension De,
Bhgwan Bole Kyu Guhma
Feraa K Bola Rha Ha,
Sidhe Sidhe Bolna Tujhe
Girlfriends Chiyea…!

 

 

Hum Dono Main Cute Kon?
Smart Kon? Dashing Kon?
Sweet Kon? Handsome Kon?
Ye Sab Tum To Hoo Nahe
Saktay To Bachaa Kon..?

 

 

Ek Ladki Baarish Me
Bhigi Tan Badan,
Bhigi Baal,
Bhigi Kapde,
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Santa Us Ladki Ko Dekhkar Bola
Ye Ladke Kal 100% Beemar Padege

 

 

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Hawa Chhale Ladke Bahge,
Hawa Chhale Ladke Bahge,
Gaur Farmiyea,
Hawa Chhale Ladke Bahge,

Hawa Nhi Chalte Ladke
Nhi Bahhgte….!

 

 

Wife: Kal Rat Tum Mujhey
Neend Mein Galian Kion De
Rahey Thai?
Husband: Tumhey Ghalat Fehmi
Hoi Hai..
Wife: Kesi Ghalat Fehmi
Husband: Yehi K Mein Neeend
Mein Tha.

 

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Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo Ladkiyo
Ko Miss Karte Hai, Miss Karna
Ha To Machharo Ko Karo,
Jo Jaan Hateli Pe Rekh Kar
Aap Ko Kiss Karte Hai….!

 

 

1 Admi Doston Ki Mehfil Se
Raat Late Ghar Gaya Dosto
Ne Pucha K Wife Ne Kuch Kaha
To Nahi Admi Bola Nahi Kuch
Khas Nahi Bus Ye 2 Dant To Mai
Wesay Bhi Niklwane Wala Tha

 

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Husband: Rat Ko Mene 1 Horror
Movie Dekhi, 1 Churail Kabhi
Mere Age Kabhi Piche Aur Kabhi
Sath Chal Rahi Thi,
Wife: Kaun Si Movie Thi?
Husband: Apni Shadi Ki

 

 

Wife: Suno Ji Doctor Ne
Mujhe Aik Maheenay K Araam
K Liye Beautiful Foreign Country
Janay Ko Kaha Hai.

Hum Kahan Jayen Gay?
Husband: Doosray Doctor K Paas

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Husband Wife Mein Larai Hoi,
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya,
Husb: Rat Ko Phone Pay,
Khanay Mein Kia Hai
Wife: Zeher.
Husb: Mai Dair Se Aonga,
Tum Kha Kar So Jana.

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Wife: Jaanu Kash Aap Sms
Hotay, Main Aap Ko Save
Karti,
Husband: Jaan E Man, Kaash
Tum Ring Tone Hoti, Main Her
Haftay Tumhe Change Karta 😉

 

 

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  • Sms category:  funny sms, very funny sms,
  • Sms format:  short format.
  • Sms Language:  Hindi/ English
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