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Height Of Attitude:
A Cockroach’s Last Words To A
Man Who Is About To Kill Him:
.
“Go Ahead & Kill Me, U Coward!
U R Jealous Of Me Bcoz Ur Wife
Is Afraid Of Me & Not
Afraid Of You”. 😛

 

 

1999 Kids: I Want My Bed Near
Window To See The Moon & Stars.
.
.
.
.
2013 Kids: I Want My Bed Near
The Mobile Charging Slot..

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

 

Ek Machhar Aur Makhhi Ki
Shadi Hue, Suhagrat Ke Din
Machhar Rat Ko Bahr Tahal
Rha Tha, Uske Dost Ne Puchha
Kya Hua, Machhar (Dukhi Hokr Bola)
Yar Tumhari Bhabhi “All Out”
Lga Kr Soi H.

 

 

 

Difference Between Horror &
Beautiful Night..
.
Beautiful Night Is
When You Hug Your Teddy Bear
And Sleep..
.
Horror Night Is
When Your Teddy Hugs You
Back..

 

 

 

Ae Khuda Barish Karwa De..
Ek Lota Pani Bharwa De..
Or Jo Mujhe ‘Sms’ Na Kare
Us Lote Me Unke Mobile Duba
De.. Na Rahega Phone Na
Bajegi Tone….

 

 

 

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta Hai..
.
.
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
“Pyar” Nahi Kar Sakta..
.
.
Aaj Santa Serious Hai. Plz..

 

 

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Break Up K 1 Month Baad
Woh Mere Pass Aake Boli
Tumhe Pyar Karne Ki Saza
Do Mujhe…
.
.
.
Maine Bhi Uske Papa Ke Pass
Jaa Ke Sab Kuch Bata Diya..
.
Kasam Se Bahot Piti Yaaro

 

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes  text sms

 

1st Friend: Main Aisa Kya
Karun Ki Tere Shadi Ke
Baad Tere Wife Ko Cinema Le
Jaun..Aur Tu Naraj Bhi Na Ho..?
.
.
.
2nd Friend: Apne Behan Se Meri
Shadi Kara De….!

 

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Golden Thought Of The Day:
Girls Express Their Feelings
With Gussa And Tears..
.
.
Boys Express Their Feelings
With Sutta & Beers..

 

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Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1
Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu
Hote Hai.
Banta: Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj
Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To
Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

 

Customer: Bhai Mai Kab Se
Wait Kar Rha Hoon…Khana
Abhi Tak Taiyar Nhi Hua?
Hotelwala: Sir, khana To 3
Din Pahle Se Taiyar Hai
Bas Garam Ho Raha Hai.

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

 

Son: Papa, Circus Dekhne Chale ?
Papa: I’m Busy.
Son: Papa, Usme Ek Ladki Bina
Kapdo Ke Sher Pe Sawari Karti Hai..
.
Papa: Bahot Ziddi Ho, Chalo,
Bahut Din Ho Gaye, Sher
Nahi Dekha.

 

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Taxi Wala: Bhai 1 Rupya Change
Nahi Hai, Ye Dekho 1 Rupye Wala
Video.
Pappu: Ye Le 4gb Memory Card
With 1000 Videos,
Nikaal 1000 Ka Note..!!

 

 

Maa: Pappu, Kya Kar Rahe
Ho..??
Me: Padh Raha Hu
Maa: Excellent, Kya Padh
Rahe Ho..??
.
.
Me: Aapki Hone Wali
Bahu K Msgs ….

 

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Hm Gye The Unke Ghr Red
Roses Leke, Kehna Tha,
Tum Apno Dil Hme De Do.
Unki Mummy Ne Khola Drwaza,
Hum Ghbra Ke Bole
A Bai 2 Rupya M Gulab Le Lo.

 

 

Teacher: Mai Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi
Ka Future Tense Kya Hoga..???
.
.
Studnet: Tu, Saali Haath Laga K
To Dikha.. Fir Batata Hu Tera
Future Kya Hoga..

 

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

America Mein Light Gayi
Toh Power Office Mein
Phone Karti Hain!
.
Japan Mein Gayi Toh Fuse
Check Karte Hai.
.
Par . . .India mein Gayi Toh
Padosi Ka Ghar Dekhte Hai
“Sabki Gayi Hai Na Toh Phir Thik Hai”

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

 

Position Of A Husband
Is Just Like A Split Ac..
No Matter How Loud He
Is Outside.. He Is Designed
To Remain Silent Indoor..!

 

 

Today I Met Mario..
(Wahi Game Wala)
.
I Asked Him:
Do U Remember Me??
He Replied: No..
.
I Said: Kamine..
I Have Lost My Whole
Childhood To Save Ur
Life And Ur Gf.

 

 

Dipu Ne Kaha Lipu Se ? ?
Dipu: Lipu Mera Ek Friend
Mujhse 5,00,000 Lia He
Lipu: Fhir Kya Hua ???
Dipu: Fhir Wo Apna Chehera
Plastick Sarjari Kar Liya
Or Me Use Nahi Pehechan Paya
Meri 5,00,000 Dub Geya !

 

 

Roz Logo Se Aape Pange
Honge.. Roz Aapke Ghar Me
Dange Honge.. Agar Mujhe
Sms Nahi Kiya To Yaad Rakhna
Dost.. Aapke 12 Bacche Honge
Aur SaareLafenge Honge..!

 

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Positive Attitude Is
When U Arrive Home
Late Night,fully Drunk,
Find Ur Wife Waiting With A ‘Jhaadu’ &
U Tell Her:
“Wah Darling,
Abhi Tak Kaam Kar Rahi Ho!”

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That Angry Moment !!
.
.
.
When A Small Kid Hits You,
Without Any Reason In Front Of
His Mom,
And You Can’t Do Anything But
Smile..

 

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

Ladka Ladki Se: Mujhe Teri
Aankho Me Poora Jahaan Dikhta
Hai Me Pass Se Nikal Raha
Tha To Meine Bola Are Bhai
Dekhna Jra Aage By Pass Pe
Police Valon Ne Naka To Nahi Lgaya.

 

 

Jab B Kisi Ladki Ko Dekhu
Baj Jaye Seeti Or Dab Jaye
Aankh Jab Sach Me B Karu Ijhaar
Dil Ka Hajoor To Ladki Bole
Tu To Hai Aadat Se Bajboor.

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

 

Nobody In The World Can Stop
U From Falling In Love..
But,
2 Powerful Weapons Can Do That..
Mummy’s Chappal..
&
Daddy’s Belt..!

 

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

Are You Know What “College” Means????
C= Come
O= On
L= Lets
L= Love
E= Each
G= Girl
E= Equally.
So, Every Boy Goes To “College”

 

 

 

18 Year Old Boy: Will U Be My Gf.?
18 Year Old Girl: No,get Lost..
5 Year Old Boy: Will U Be My Gf..?
18 Year Old Girl: Awww So Sweet..
Yes Yes, I Will..
.
.
Hey Bhagwan,
Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Teri…

 

 

 

Girl: What Are You Doing ?
Boy: Killing Mosquitoes
Girl: How Many Did You Killed?
Boy: Total 5 (3 Female 2 Male)
Girl: How Did You Know That?
.
.
Boy: 3 Sitting Near Mirror,
2 Near Beer

 

 

Tum Qaatil Tumhaari Ankhian
Qaatil Tumhaari Muskaan Qatil,
Har Adaa Qaatil Tum Ainna Na
Dekhaa Karo Ae Zaalim Kanhi
Takraa Na Jaaye Qaatil Se Qaatil

 

 

Intelligent Pappu
.
Teacher: Ye Batao Ki Duniya
Mei Kitne Desh Hai ???
.
Pappu: Kar Di Na Pagalon
Wali Baat Duniya Mei 1 Hi
Desh Hai India Baki Sab To
Videsh Hai.

 

 

Jo Student Top Kare
Wo Student Of The Year
Jo Student Fail Ho Jaye
Wo Student Of The Next Year
Think Hatke Jiya Datke

 

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

 

1-7 Year Boys
Love Mummy
8-14 Year Boys
Love Dady
23-50 Yr Boys
Love Wife
Wat Searching
Oh!
Bt 15-22 Yr Boys Luv “sush”!!!!
Naam To Suna Hi Hoga:-)

 

 

 

(‘.’)>
!<\’\
! _/”\_
12 Mahino Me 12 Tarikon Se
Tujhko Msg Bejunga Main;
! <(‘.’) Dhinka Chika
! /’/> Dhinka Chika
! _/”\_ Re.. Re.. Re.. Re

 

 

2 Lady Fightng 4a Seat
Both Claimig They Came 1st
Condctor: Lady Who Is
More Aged Shud Sit Here
Both Lady Luked At Each
Oder & Seat Remaind Empty..

 

 

 

2 Guys Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi &
Tied To Their Hands
1st Guy To Second: What
Will We Do Now
2nd Guy: You Marry My Sister
I Will Marry Your Sister

 

 

Marne Ke 3 Tarike !
1. Daru Piyo 30 Saal
Me Mar Jaoge.
2. Cigrate Piyo 15 Saal
Me Mar Jaoge.
3. Kisi Se Sachcha Pyar
Karo Jite Ji Mar Jaoge.

 

 

Laila Ko Majnu Ka Sms Nahi
Aaya, Laila Ne 3 Din Khana
Nai Khaya, Laila Mar Rahi
Thi, Majnu Ke Pyar Mein,
Majnu Baitha Tha Sms Free
Hone Ke Intezar Mein.

 

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

Engineer: Kitna Mushkil Hai
Teacher Se Pyar Karna
Friend: Kyon ???
Engineer: 15 Page Ka Love
Letter Bheja Tha Pagli Ne
Assignment Samajh Ke Sign
Kar K Wapis Kar Diya..

 

 

 

A Mother Makes Her Boy
Gentle In 20 Years,
But,
A Girl Makes A Boy
Mental In 20 Minutes..!

 

 

KBC Me Aapka Swagat Hai!
Aapke Liye Ek Sawal 2cr Ke Liye,
Kya Aapke Ghar Me Sabko
Pata Hai Ki Aap Pagal Ho?
Option
1. Ha
2. Nahi
3. Pata Nahi
4. Shayad

 

A Teacher Broke Traffic Signal,
Police Officer Arrest Her,
Teacher Please Let Me Go
“I Am A Teacher”
Police Officer “Oh Ho I Have
Waited This Moment Whole Year”
Now Write 10000 Times That
“I Will Never Break Traffic
Signal Again”
.
Ye Hota Hai Badla

 

 

 

A Man Gifted His Wife A
Diamond Necklace For Their
Anniversary And Wife
Didn’t Speak To Him For 6 Months.
Was The Necklace Fake?
No
That Was The Deal

 

 

 

Santa Kisi Ladki Ke Ghar
Rista Le Kar Gaya Ladki
Ke Maa Baap Bole Humari
Beti Abhi Padh Rahi H.
Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Hum 1
Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.

 

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

Engineer: Kitna Mushkil Hai
Teacher Se Pyar Karna
Friend: Kyon ???
Engineer: 15 Page Ka Love
Letter Bheja Tha Pagli Ne
Assignment Samajh Ke Sign
Kar K Wapis Kar Diya..

 

 

 

Boy: Mere Paas Mere Dost
Jaisi Car Nai Hai Magar
Tumhe Apni Palko Par Bitha
K Ghumaunga, Usske Jaisa
Bada Ghar Nai Hai Magar
Tumhe Dil Me Rakhunga Mere
Paas Usske Jitne Paise B
Nai Hai Magar Tumhe Mazdoori
Kar K Khilaunga, Aur Kya
Chaiye Tumhe..???
Girl: Bas Kar Pagle Ab
Rulayega Kya..?? Chal Apne
Uss Dost Ka Number De..

 

 

 

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Park Me Ped Ke
Niche Baithe
The Tabhi…
.
Ek Old Aadmi Beta Kya Ye Hamari
Sanskriti Hai?
.
Ladka: Nahi Uncle Ye To Meri
Pooja Hai Aapki Sanskriti
Kisi Dusre Ped Keniche Hogi

 

 

Pappu English Sekhny Angrej
K Pass Gya…
2 Months K Bad Wapis Aaya
To Usy Angrej Ki…
Call Aayi. !!!
.
Pappu: Who Is Speaking?
.
Angrej: Abbbbbbeeee Kamine Hum
Bolat Hai Jacksonwa…..

 

 

Pappu: Sir Meri Patni Mere
Saath Baahar Jaana Chaahti
Hai, Chhutti Chahiye,
Boss: Chhutti Nahi Milegi,
.
.
Pappu: Thank U So Much Sir
Ji Mai Jaanta Tha Musibat
Ke Waqt Aap Hi Kaam Aayenge.

 

 

Little Girl: Jab Me Badi Ho
Jaungi Aap Apne Ladkay Ki
Shaadi Mujse Karwaoge ??
Shopkeeper Smiling: Haan Beta
Zarur Karwaonga..
Little Girl: to Apni Hone Wali
Bahu Ko 1 Dairymilk Do Na…

 

 

Who Is Dhoni?
.
.
.
.
A Man Who Stands In The Game
When 29 Runs Are Required
From 1 Ball And Still The
Opposition Adjusts The Field.

 

 

Santa: Tuje Pata Hai,
Log Muje Bhagwan Mante Hain
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahin Jata Hu
Woh Kehte Hain “Hey Bhagwan!”
Tu Fir Aa Gya

 

 

Judge: You Are Crossing The
Limits
Lawyer: Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta
Hai
Judge: How Dare You Call Me Saala
Lawyer: My Lord I Said Kaun
Sa Law Kehta Hai

 

Hindi Funny sms/ funny jokes text sms

 

Ek Din Ek Popat Truck Se
Takara Gaya. Truck Wale Ne
Use Ghar Lake Pinjare Me
Rakha. Hosh Me Aane Ke
Baad Tota Bola Aayala
Truck Wala Mar Gaya Kay.

 

 

Hum Sath Marne Ka Soch Kar
Dariya Me Kud Gaye
Uppar Pahuch K Farishte Ne
Bataya.
Beta Teri Wali
To Swiming Champion Thi..

 

 

Sonu: Yaar Wo Murgi Hai
Ya Murga Kaise Pata Chalega Monu: simple Hai Yaar
Usko Pathar Mar Agar Wo
Bhaga To Murga Aur Bhagi
To Murgi…!

 

 

Sonu: Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko
Kya Dena Chahiye?
Monu: Birla Cement
Sonu: Kyun?
Monu: Kyun Ki Is Cement
Mai Jaan Hai

 

 

Patient To Doctor:
Aapne Nurse Bahut Achhi
Rakhi He Uska Haath Lagte
Hi Main Theek Ho Gaya
Dr: Janta Hu, Thapad Ki
Aawaz Yaha Tak Aa Rahi Thi.

 

 

Hamara Paper Tha Aur Hum Udas
Ho Gaye, Humne Puri Sheet Pe
Aapki Tasvir Bana Dali Aur
Hum Pass Ho Gaye, Kaise?
?
?
?
Qki Paper Drawing Ka Tha,
Aur Cartoon Banana Tha.

 

 

Boy: I Love U
Girl: Phurrrr
Boy: I Wil Die 4 U
Girl: Phurrrr
Boy: I Can’t Liv Without U
Girl: Phurrrr
Boy: I Wnt U To Give A Diamond Ring
Girl: Really?
Boy: Phurrrrr

 

 

Height Of Happiness..
.
A Boy Got A Job In A Girls Hostel..
.
After 2 Months
Owner Asked: Why Don’t U Come
To Take Your Salary..??
.
Boy: Kyaa..??
Salary Bhi Milegi..??

 

 

 

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