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Kyu Har Bar Musam Ki Tarah
Badal Jate Ho, Har Naye Din
Dil Hamara Dukhate Ho, Ye
Bat Sunkar Hamari Ruh Tak
Kap Gaye, Ki Tum Ab Bartan
Dhone Wale Sabun Se Nahate Ho.

 

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Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha
To Us Pucha Gaya K Duniya Ki
Eaisi Konsi Wife H Jisko Ye
Pata Hota H K Uska Husband Kaha
H To Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak
Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola Vidhva Aurat.

 

 

Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha,
1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue
Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah
Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi
Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye.

 

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Yaron Ki Yari Pe Shak Nahi
Karte Jab Don Sms Karte Hai
To Bak Bak Nahi Karte Pareshan
Krte Ho Jab Don Busy Ho Ab
Don Free Hai To Sms Nahi Karte.

 

 

Munna Bhai: Chand Pe Pahla Kadam
Kisne Rakha?
Circiut: Bhai! Niel Armstrom Ne!
Munna Bhai: Aur Dusra?
Circuit- Kya Bhai? Dusra Bhi Usine
Rakha Hoga Na Langda Thodi Tha Wo.

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Tab Bahut Taklif Hoti Hai Jab
Mam Bolti Hai Tera Aur Tere
Aage Wale Answer Same Hai
To Dil Se Awaj Ati Hai Toh Sala
Sawal B To Same Hi Tha Na.

 

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Aap Hamare Dil Me Khuch Is
Tarah Sama Gaye Ho, Aap Hamari
Zindagi Me Kuch Is Tarah
Aagye Ho, Jaise Hare Bhare Khet
Me Kuch Sand Ghus Gaye Ho.

 

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Santa Apne Patni Jeeto Se:
Agr Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya To
Main Pagal Ho Jaunga,
Jeeto: Doosre Shaadi To Nhi Karoge,
Santa: Pagal Insaan Ka Kya Hai,
Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai..!!

 

 

Meri Baat Gor Se Sunna, Agr
Koi Apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi
Mt Hona, Afsos B Mt Krna Or
Rona B Mt, Bs Aram Se Chair
Pr Baith Kr Sochna Ki..
Sale Ko Pata Kaise Chala.

 

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Net Banking Ke Liye Santa Ne
Password Banaya, Ram Sita Laksman
Hanuman Dehli Spiderman,
Banta: Yaar Itna Lamba Password
Kyu Banaya Santa: Yaar Bank Wale
Kahte Hain Ki, Password Mein 5
Carrector 1 Capital, Aur 1
Special Carractor Hona Chahiye

 

 

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha
Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

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Girl: Dua Karo Main Fail Ho Jaon..
Friend: Kyun?
Girl: Abbu Ne Kaha Hai Ke..
1st Aayi To Laptop..
2nd Aayi To Mobile Aur Fail Ho
Gayi To Shadi Karva Doon Ga!!

 

 

Ek Cute Se Bachhe Ko Dekh Kar,
Ek Ladki Ne Us Ke Gaal Par,
Kiss Kar Diya,
Ladki: I Am Sorry ,
Aap Ke Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi,
Bachha: It Is Ok Baby,
Kuchh Achha Karne Se Agar,
Daag Lagte Hain,Toh Daag Ache Hain

 

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Ek Baccha Mummy Se Pitne Ke
Baad Apne Papa Se Bola..
Papa Kabi Africa Gaye Ho.?
Papa: Nahi Beta..
Baccha: Fir Itni Khaufnaak
Item Kaha Se Le Aaye..?

 

 

Pati Aur Patni Road Par Ghoom
Rahe The,
Patni Gadha Dekhkar Boli.
Apne Rishtedar Se Mil Lo ?
Pati: Namaste Sasurji, Kaise Ho?

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Ek Baar Ek Buddhe Ko Sher Ne
Pakad Liya..
Old Man: Mujhe Chhod Do Mera
Khoon Thanda Ho Gaya Hai,
Kisi Jawan Ko Pakdo..
Lion: Aaj Mujhe Cold Drink
Peene Ka Mann Hai..!

 

 

Santa: Our New Neighbour Is An
Aam Aadmi Party Member..
Banta: How Do U Know That..?
Santa: Today Morning When 1
Waved My Hand To Her,
She Showed Me The Broom..!

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Teacher: Make A Sentence In
Which One Word Repeated 4
Times.?
Santa: Lara Dutta Marries
Brian Lara,
And She Becomes Lara Lara..!

 

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A Santa Enters Shop Shouts..
Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil.?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath Koi Gift Nahi
Hai Bhai Saab..
Sardar: Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai
CHOLESTROL FREE..!

 

 

Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum
Kaampte Kyu Ho..?
Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri
Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha,
Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise
Usko Wapas Karne Aaya Hai!

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Santa: Doctor, Ye Phoolon Ki
Mala Kis Ke Liye.?
Doctor: Ye Mera Pehla
Operation Hai,
Success Hua To Tumhare
Liye, Nahi To Mere Liye..!

 

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Santa Was Getting Bitten By
Mosquitoes The Whole Night,
He Got Irritated Drank Finite
And Said.. Ab Kaato
Saalon, Sab Ke Sab Maroge..!

 

 

Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se, Main
Torch Jalata Hu, Tu Uski Light
Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja.
Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha
K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai, Tune
Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.

 

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Pappu Film Dekh Raha Tha, Film Me
Sher Aa Raha Tha, Pappu Dar Gaya,
Apna Chaadar Kandhe Pe Dala Or
Bhagne Lagaa! Ek Aadmi Khan Saab
Daro Mat Ye To Film He.
Pappu: Ye To Humko Bhi Malum He,
Ke Ye Film Hai, Par Use
Kya Pata.. Wo To Janwar Hai..!

 

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Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India
Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi.
Chintu: Q America Mein Paida
Hota To Kya Ho Jata..?
Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata
To Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai.

 

 

Dad: Why Do U Look So Upset?
Son: I Cant Tell U Dad
Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend
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Son: Yar Teri
Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai.

 

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Sms Ko Sms Se Sms Me Us Sms Ko
Milaya, Sms Ko Sms Ne Sms Ko
Us Ne Sms Ko Bataya To Sms Ki
Sms Jis Sms Ko Dikhaya Ab Bata Apne
Sms Ko Sms Ne Sms Me Kya Dikha.

 

 

Maine Ek Ladki Ki Madad Ki
Toh Usne Mujhe Thank U Bola
Maine Kaha Thank U Mat Kaho
Ye Lo Mera Number Aur 3 Ladkiyo
Ko Dena Aur Un Se Kaho Ke
Ye Aur 3 Ladkiyo Ko De..

 

 

Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha,
To Uski Mummy Boli:
Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal,
Kya Chahiye.?
Toffy.?
Biscuit.?
Cake.?
Beta: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye
Aaashiqui Ke Liye.

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Love Never Dies, It Remains
Forever, Forever, Forever
And Forever.. Only Partner
Changes, So Keep Loving
With The Latest Version..!

 

 

Wat Is Mobile ?

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R U Luking 4 Answer?
Ye Haath Me Kya Pakda Hai?
Kaise Kaise Namune
Uparwale Ne Banaaye Hai?

 

 

Ladki Ko Agar Patana Ho To
Piche Se Jakar Pakad Lo.
Agar Ladki Sharmai, To Samjho
Pat Gayi. Agar Wo Chillai
To Tum B Chilla Dena Didi
Dargayi, Didi Dargayi..!

 

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A Couple Had A Fight One Night
When They Were Going To Bed,
Husband Taunted: Good Night
Mother Of 3 Kids. Wife Replied:
Good Night Father Of None..

 

 

Friend: Ye Naya Mobile Kab Liya?
Pappu: Liya Nahi Girlfriend Ka
Uthaya Hai.
Friend: Kyo ?
Pappu: Wo Pagal Roz Roz Kahti Thi
Tum Mera Phone Nahi Uthate Bas
Aaj Uthane Ka Moka Mil Gaya.

 

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Bhikari: 1 Rupaye De Do.
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati Itne
Smart, Handsome, Nojawaan
Hoke Bheek Mangte Ho Bhikari
Shocked & Khush & Face Pe Badi
Si Smile Lake Bolta Hai: Achha
Darling Phir 1 Chumma Hi De Do..

 

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