Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

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Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi
Se Bndha Hua Tha, Batao
Wo 7 Feet Door Pri Ghaas
Kese Khaye Ga? Haar Maan Li ?
Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi.

 

 

Jab Tumhe Dekho Mera Dil
Start Flying, Tumse Baat
Karen Ko I Keep Trying,
Jab Tum Door Jao I Feel
Like Crying, Are Itna
Tension Mat Le I Was Lying!

 

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

Always Keep Ur Lovers
Photo In Ur Purse..
Whenever U Are In Big
Trouble, See The Photo..
U’ll Feel No Problem
Bigger Than That..!

 

 

Understanding A Girl Is
Like.. Downloading A 1GB
File With 2KBPS Speed..
And,
When U Have Downloaded
95%.. U’ll Get An Error..!

 

 

What Is Difference Between
Ghazal And Lecture..?
Every Word Spoken By Others
Wife Is Ghazal..
And,
Every Word Spoken By
Own Wife Is Lecture..!

 

 

Santa Banta Se,
Santa: Mere Teen Bete Engineer
Ban Gye Magr Ek Beta Daku Ban Gya,
Banta: To Use Ghar Se Nikaal Do,
Santa: Yehi To Problam Hai
Kamakar To Whi Laa Rha Hai..!

 

 

Nepali: Saab Ye Shaam Singh Ka
Mobile Kaha Milega?
.
Salesman: Pata Nahi
.
Nepali: Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To
Isi Dukan Ka Hai.
.
Salesman: Abey Saley Ye
Sham Singh Nahi, Samsung Hai!

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

 

My Pillow Is My Best Hair
Styler..
Every Morning I Wake Up
With A New Hairstyle!!!

 

 

Yun To Haam Hain Bal
Brahamchari, Zaha Larki
Dekhi Aakh Mari, Pat
Gai To Hamari, Warna Fir
Se Bal Bramhchari.

 

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit Agar
Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti
Hai To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya
Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani
Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

 

 

Interviewer: Just Imagine,
You Are In 8th Floor,
It Caught Fire,
How Will You Escape?
Santa: Its Very Simple,
I Will Stop My Imagination..!!

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

 

Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho
Kar Bhagwan Bole:
Var Mango Vats
Santa: Prabhu!!
Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein
Vaisa Nahi Hu..
Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye..

 

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry
Main Meter Chalu Karna
Bhul Gaya.
Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal
Nahi Main Bhi Apna
Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.

 

 

Husband Apni Saas Se:
Apki Beti Mein To
Hazaron Kamiyan Hain.
Saas: Haan Beta,
Isi Vajah Se To Use
Achcha Ladka Nahi Mila..

 

 

Teachar: Batao Aisa Kaun Sa
Jagh Hai Jise Banata To Hai
Aadmi Leki Wah Wahan Nahi Jata
Rupam: Sir, Ladis Toilet

 

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Aankhe Hirni Jaisi, Chaal
Nagin Jaisi, Morni Jaisi
Gardan Hai Teri! Ye To
Bata Tumhare Andar
Insano Wali Kya Baat Hai.

 

 

Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe
Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak
Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi,
Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri
Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.

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Tej Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Khubsurti Tere Sath Laya
Fir Mujhe Yaad Aaya Ki Mera
Dost Aaj Bhi Nahi Nahaya.

 

 

People Say Milk Gives Us
Strength.. Drink 5 Glasses
And Try Moving A Wall..
U Cant..?
But,
Drink 5 Shots Of Vodka And
See The Wall Moves On Its Own!

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Wife: Jab Me Gana Gati
Hu Tu Tum Bahar Kio
Chale Jate Ho
Husband: Taki Bahar Wale
Ye Na Samjhe Ki Me
Tumare Gala Daba Raha Hu..

 

 

Funny Tip:
Dont Break Anybodys Heart,
They Have Only One..
If U Are Angry On Them
Break Their Bones..
They Have 206..!

 

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

Santa Placed Two Stones In
His Ears..
Banta: Oye, What Are You Doing?
Santa: Oye Don’t Disturb.
I’m Listening Rock Music!:p

 

 

Ek Baar Santa Darwaaza Tod
Kar Bazaar Mein Le Ja Raha
Tha Tabhi Banta Ne Pucha:
Ye Darwazaa Kahan Le Ke Jaa
Rha Hai? Santa: Yaar Mein Is
Ka Taala Kulwane Ja Raha Hu.

 

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

Class Techar Ne Students
Ko “My Class Techar”
Pe Essey Lekne Ko Kha,
Thode Der Baad Ek Student
Ne Uth Kar Poocha, Miss “Chikni”
Ko English Me Kya Kehte Ha..?

 

 

Brain Is The Most Outstanding
Organ.. It Works For 24 Hrs
And 365 Days From Birth..
But, Stops Only When We
Enter The.. Exam Hall..!

 

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

Every Girl Needs A Boyfrnd..
Bcoz,
Everyday Every Minute
Something Goes Wrong In Her
Life.. Which She Cant Blame
On God Or Goverment..!

 

 

I Feel Like Having Mini Heart
Attack.. When I Dont Find
My Mobile My Pocket..
And,
Its Almost Like Heart Fail,
When I See It In My Fathers Hand..!

 

 

Dil To Krta H Ki Chhod Jau
Ye Zalim Duniya
Phir Khyal Ata H Ki Mummy
Ki Hone Wali “Bahu” Ka
Kya Hoga??
(‘¡’)/ Na Ji Na
( (
! !
.
Program Cancel…

 

 

Husband: Sunti Ho, Meri Maa Aayi Hai.
Wife: Ye Bhi Na Jab Dekho Yahin Aa
Jaati Hai Ab Kya Kaam Hai?
Husband: Are 2kg Pyaaj Bhi Layi Hai.
Wife: Aap Bhi Na… Pehle Nahi Bolna
Tha Maa Aayi Hain. Kabhi Kabhi To Pyaar
Aur Ashirwaad Naseeb Hota Hai Badon Ka.

 

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

Hum Kal Raat Aasmaan Pe
Tumhare Liye Sitare Lene
Gaye Par Khali Hath Wapas
Aa Gaye Jante Ho Q
Qki
Polytheen To Ghar Par Hi
Bhul Gaye The. 😉

 

 

Girls Hostel Me Aag Lag
Gayi, Pas Hi K Boys Hostel
K Ladko Ne Help Ki. Tv Pr
News Aayi aag Pe Kabu Pa
Liya Gaya He, Lekin Ladko Par
Kabu Pane Ki Koshish Jari Hai.

 

 

Machhar Bola Insaan Se
Mat Maro Hume Jaan Se,
Jang Chhid Jayegi,
Dushmani Badh Jayegi,
Mana Ki Aap Me Junoon H,
Par Humari Ragon Me Bi
To Aap Hi Ka Khoon.

 

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

Bahut Muskil Ho Jaata Ha
Us Waqt Jabaab Dena
Jab Banda Bathroom Me Ho..
.
.
Aur Girlfrnd Pooche Le..
Jaanu Kya Kar Rhe Ho..?

 

 

A man kills DEER & cooks it &
doesnt tell kids what it is?
He gives a Clue..
its what ur Mom calls me!
Son Shouted: Koi mat
khana.. KUTTA hai KUTTA!!

 

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump:
5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara
Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai?
Santa: Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle,
Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai.

 

 

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli
Bar Uda, Jab Wapis Aya
Baap Ne Pucha? Kaisa Laga
Udke? Machar Bola Bahut
Acha Papa, Jidhar Bi Gaya
Log Taliya Bajarhe The..

 

 

Chota Bachcha: Uncle Gora
Karne Wali Kreem Hai ?
Dukandar: Han Hai!
Chota Bachchato: Sale Lgata
Q Nahi Mai Roj Dar Jata Hu !

 

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

(‘.’) Lo Ji
<)'(> Arz
_/’/_ Kiya Hai.

Dunia Mein Bahut
Dard E Tanhai Hai

\(”,)/”Wah
\ \ Wah
_/ \_ Wah
Zalimo Tum B Msg Kro
Meri Kya Muft Ki Kamai Hai.

 

 

1 Glass Pani Lo Usme
Neem Ki Patti Dalo 2
hours K Liye Rkhdo Phir
10 Mingaram Karke Peelo
Jab Kanjusi K Keede Mar
Jaye Fir Sms Kr Dena..

 

 

Doctor To Injured Patient
Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi
Thi To Tumhe Road Se Duur
Chalna Chayi Tha.
.
.
Patient: Abey Kon Sa Road?
Me To Park Me Leta Huaa Tha.

 

 

Books Saamne Rakh Kar B
Na Padhne Dene Wali Kaali
Shakti Ko Kya Kehte Hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans: Mobile

 

Latest funny jokes text sms Messages in Hindi

Finally,
I Told My Parents That
I Want A Blackberry Or An
Apple
My Mother Said:

“Ghar Mein Mosambi Hai,
Pehle Woh Kha”

 

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