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Santa rail ki patri per so gaya.
Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez he?

 

 

Santa: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer ke liye.
Banta: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Santa: Oye yaar, mujhe computer me windows lagani he.

 

 

Hitler: “There’s no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Santa: “Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jub kharidi thi tab check karna tha na”

 

 

 

Santa ki chhatri me hole tha, kisi nay pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Santa bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

 

 

Santa: Aap ko garmi lagti he to kya karte ho?
Banta: AC ke paas ja ke baith jata hu.
Santa: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Banta: To A/C ‘on’ kar leta hu.!

 

 

Sardar to Doctor: Mujhe ek problem he.
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota he?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.!!

 

 

Santa, who is directing a film, says o the actor: You have to jump into a swimming pool from 100 ft.
Actor: But I don’t know swimming.
Santa: Don’t worry there is no water.

 

 

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon huss rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uth ta hi subha 9 baje hu.!
Wife: Bus karo raat kay 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?
santa: Abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din raat karunga q k. mere 1000 msg free hain.

 

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Santa went for an interview.
Bank manager: what is cyclone ?
Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.
Santa London kay aik hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka English word bhool gaya
Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?
Santa: 1 plate Egg’s mother.
Santa- Kal Raat Ko party main maine ek larki ko RAPE se Baachaya.
Banta -Wah Bhai, Par Kaise??
Santa-Self Control Yaar Self Control !!

Santa proposed his Boss’s daughter.
BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti kay liye toilet paper be nahi ayega.
Sardar: Jo inni potty kardi hai to phair rehyn do.

 

Examiner: Speak two lines about wife.
Santa : My wife is my right hand & in her absence, my right hand becomes my wife…
Santa : Kal koi meri biwi ke saath so kar gaya aur Rs. 20000/- le gaya
Banta : Saali jhoot bolti hai, Rs. 12000/- the
Santa : Yaar, paise ka itna masla nahee, bas aadmi pata kar!

 

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Updated: 16/09/2016 — 9:47 pm
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