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Santa was playing Chess with his Dog!
Banta : Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai….
Santa : kiya khaak intelligent hai,
5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun…

 

 

A doctor gets a visit from Santa who is not able to get an erection.
Doctor: Are you married?
Santa: No.
Doctor: Do you masturbate?
Santa: No.
Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes?
Santa: No.
Doctor: Do you have girlfriends?
Santa: No.
Doctor: To phir kharra kar kay kya calender taange ga?

 

 

Santa: Uth Jaa… Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal Aaya Hai!
Banta: To Kya Hua Maa?. Woh Sota Bhi To Mujh se Pehle Hi Hai Na!!

 

 

Shaadi mein Santa bahut der tak khana kha raha tha. Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?
Santa: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.

 

 

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai! Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??
Santa: “Air Hostess!”

 

 

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn’t have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He’s unmarried!
At the 10th: He’s Banta not Santa.

 

 

On a romantic date Santa’s girl friend asks him “Darling on our engagement, will you give me a ring?
He said “Ya, sure what’s your phone number?

 

 

Santa and his family went for a party. He introduces himself –
I’m sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney….

 

 

Santa to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”
Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”
Santa: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

 

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Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiyaan aayengi.
Santa: Wow, kya baat hai.
Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..

 

Santa banta funny sms jokes

 

Teacher: Tum barre ho kar kya karoge ?
Sardar : Shaadi..!!!! !!

Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Sardar : Dulha.!!!!!! !!!!!

Teacher: Oh, I mean barre ho kar kya hasil karoge?
Sardar : Dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab, barre ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Sardar : Bahu launga!!!

Teacher: Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Sardar : Pota!!!

Teacher: Hey khuda, tumari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Sardar : Hum do humarey do, jab tak teesra na ho…!!!

Teacher: Aray Tu Aakhir kab sudre ga ?
Sardar : Jab meri shaadi hogi….!!!!

 

 

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